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Immature: 1. (adjective) Something that is immature has not finished growing or developing. 2. A person who is immature does not behave in a sensible adult way. immaturity (noun)

Here are a list of fantastically lame lies your parents tell you when you are younger...

"I'm only doing this for your own good"

"If you tell me, I Promise I won't get mad"

"If you point, you'll get warts"

"You'll understand when your older"

"If you cross your eyes, they'll stay like that"

"I'm only going to say this once"

"Someday you'll thank me for this"

"You'll be sorry"

"When I was your age, I had to walk 7 miles to get to school"

"If you eat carrots, you can see in the dark"

"If you crack your knuckles, you'll get arthritus"

"No matter what, you'll always have your family"

"When me and your mother were younger, we only got a carrot for christmas"

"You're not getting ANY christmas presents for your birthday this year"

"The easter bunny/ tooth fairy/ Santa really exists"

"Don't come in our room, me and your father are... erm.. wrapping your presents" :)