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Immature: 1. (adjective) Something that is immature has not finished growing or developing. 2. A person who is immature does not behave in a sensible adult way. immaturity (noun)

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Seating: If you can help it, avoid sitting near the teacher! That's obvious. Here are a few other tips for seating - 1. Sit behind someone with big hair for you to hide behind. 2. Avoid sitting near anyone who might tell on you. 3. Always try and sit near a smart person, but if that fails, sit near a cool person who won't mind if you bug them for answers. 4. Cooperate with others - it's easier to cheat that way and you can always shift the blame.

Using Signals: Make sure you work these out with someone beforehand otherwise these are hopeless..

• TRUE OR FALSE: With one hand, signal the number of the question by holding up your fingers (eg. 2 fingers = Question 2), and then with the other, hold your pencil pointing up for true and pointing sideways for false.

• MULTIPLE CHOICE: Hold your pencil with the point straight up for A, to the right for B, down for C, to the left for D, and snap your pencil in half and hold your head in your hands if you realise neither of you know the answer. :)

Going It Alone: Can't Get Anyone Who Has Revised To Help You Out? It's OK. Here are a few tips that can save your ass..

• CRIB NOTES: Priceless if you have the time. Before the test, get a book,(or knowledgable friend)***, sit down, and collect any information you think you will need. The write them on your shoes, wrists, forearms, cap brim, eraser, undershirt, socks, trouser legs, scratched into your glasses, etc.

• CHEAT SHEETS: Same as crib notes except you write them on small peices of paper. Hide them descretly somewhere like in your sleeve or your fly or where someone isn't going to notice.

• PENCIL DROP: Drop your pencil or paper and sneak a peek at another kids' paper when you bend down to pick it up.

So if you follow my simple guidlines without getting busted, you should walk away with it. Just remember, Don't mention my name if you do. Happy Cheating! :)

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