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Immature: 1. (adjective) Something that is immature has not finished growing or developing. 2. A person who is immature does not behave in a sensible adult way. immaturity (noun)

Mottram came round and because I couldn't think of anything else to put on my site so I asked him to make a new page for my site, and this is what he came up with...


billy has had a seizure and can only move his toe nails, which you can't move anyway so he his completeley paralysed and uses his legs as a mouldy sausage which the orphans gnaw on for their life supply of food.

... and now wants to commit voluntary euthanasia because he has mouldy frankfurter legs, stinks of b.o. and his only relationship is with his blind, deaf dumb special brother, shakey jake , who if he could move would stab him in the head, because he jibbers.

then after 29 years of intensive care and now able to move his little finger put his brother in a novelty size blender which made cheap jibberish smoothies for all the orphans to suck on but little did they know he was mouldy and suffered the aggonising death of cripple-ites, where your legs, arms, toes, eyebrows, nostrils, colon, rectom and scrot set alight and burn until cheesy crispness is around you**

by motty iii...

sorry i am to fu***ng lazy to finish the story properly, hope you enjoyed it for the tale of the mouldy legged boy, all i leave you with now is a picture of a special person, enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!

** = i would just like to say sorry for using scott morris as my insperation for this peice, i would understand if u wanted to sue me for everything i have, incuding my legs

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