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Immature: 1. (adjective) Something that is immature has not finished growing or developing. 2. A person who is immature does not behave in a sensible adult way. immaturity (noun)

The Definitions Of....

Gross: You're Giving Your Grandma A Goodbye Kiss And She Slips Her Tounge In

Mean: Selling "Father's Day Cards" Outside An Orphanage

Weird: You're Having Sex With A Pregnant Woman And Something Grabs Your Dick

Idiotic: You Throw A Brick Through Someone's Window And Then Ask For It Back

1o THINGS YOU SHOULD DEFINATLY NOT SAY TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS PARENTS

• "Sorry I'm A Little Late. I Had To Stop By The Drugstore."

• "Can You Show Me How You Used To Spank Her?"

• "Please Come Inside? Wow, You Sound Just Like Your Daughter!"

• "Do You Think She'd Feel Horny If I Slapped Her Ass?"

• "I Just Got My License Today."

• "I Believe Being Sexually Active Since I Was 12 Has Helped Me Mature."

• "Tenner Says She's A D-Cup."

• "Do You Have A Spare Condom? I'm Fresh Out."

• "Hi, I'm Robert, But My Friends Call Me "Back Door Bob"."

• "Does You Wife Just Lie There During Sex Too?"