The Not So Bad PAGE THREE
(High School)
Worst. Teacher. Ever.
As I Look Thoughtfully Upon the Completion of High School
Repeal the 19th! Seriously.
My (Male) Teacher is a Feminine Sympathizer
My Psychology Paper on Bizarre Sexual Phenomena. Foreowrd by Matt Holm
This Troublesome State in which I Find Myself
Page One of my 12th Grade Poetry Packet: Five Haikus
Page Two: I Pretend not to Detest the President
Page Three: Name Poem. L is for...
Page Four: The Worst Poem in the History of the World
Page Five: Why Read the Whole Line when the First Letters Say it All?
Oh, How I Loathe Dave Matthews
I Don't Much Care for that TRL, Either
Two Out of Three is Terrible
Lucas Quits the Paper
I Pretend to Care About The NHS
My Reccomendation Letter, Written by Chris McEntee
I Kindly Return the Favor
Don't Bother Reading
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
or even Cliff's Note, just this
I summarize a Book Report on a Mike Ditka Bio. What Could be Better?
My Senior Thesis on Music Censorship, Rough Draft
Gino Stolfa, What A Guy.
I Actually Ran for Senior Class VP. I Lost. Damn the Man.
The Worst Class to which I was Subjected in High School: Macroeconomics
My First Foray into the Realm od Creative Writing
A Really Cool Flyer I Found
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