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The Church of Joeb

This is the homepage of the COJ aka Church of Joeb. This is my religion which I, Hitoshi Mengi of mind and spirit, created to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but lies. With the help of my followers, at this point these consist of Crusader Jack, Crazy Legs and Jihad Joe, we spread the good work about the hard issues in society. We ask the hard questions that must be asked, such as:
Where is the Jade monkey?
Goober, where's the meat? and
If Jebus was the last celery stick on earth, would you eat him?

These questions and many more are answered in these hallowed pages. This is a site for my fictious ramblings which should be taken very seriously and the themes contained here should be what you live your life by or you should meet your death with WARREN (explained in following pages).

Followers
Crusader Jack
Crazy Legs
Jihad Joe
Sliteyes
Jabuddah

Various Ramblings
(Hitoshi Mengi of mind and spirit) - Why was the Purple Smurf assassinated?
(Jabuddah) - Is Jebus a magician?
(Crusader Jack) - Want to be a suicide bomber?
(Hitoshi Mengi of mind and spirit) - Where did Splinter get his moustache?
(Hitoshi Mengi of mind and spirit) - What would I do if i had my way?
(Hitoshi Mengi of mind and spirit) - Why are black people the devil?
(Hitoshi Mengi of mind and spirit) - Why is Steven Nguyen gay?
Evolution

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