*Label all Muslims as terrorists and kill their first born
*Move all disabled or wheelchair freaks to a shed in Nimbin where they would be locked in and fed fish heads.
*Amputated their unneeded body parts (eg 3rd nipples or legs when they are in wheelchairs) and turn them into fertiliser to secured a contract with Burkes Backyard so he could have all the fertiliser he needs and I can be rich
*Castrate Asians because god knows we have enough already
*All Arabs would be called sand monkeys instead of people and named Ali before being drowned in Warragamba Dam
*Molly Meldrum would be Prime Minister and monkeys would run the government
*The National Anthem will be Wake Up Jeff by The Wiggles
*If Jeff refuses to wake I would put alligator clips stolen from Science to his nuts and shock him
*The suburbs of Punchbowl, Bankstown and Lakemba would be target with dramatic air raids with suicide bombers patrolling the streets as Counter Arab Squad Bombers
*All Bulldogs fans will be gathered at a Kebab Festival in Punchbowl to be served kebabs spiked with RatSack
*Multiculturalism would be abolished and punishable by death
*AK-47's would be legalized but only if used on ethnics