Name: Adrian
Who: Former friend from school (we at the Church of Joeb believe that he is having an affair with steven)
His Theories: He thinks steven was born that way and because his dad stays at home all day and they drink yukky water. They get their water imported from Vietnam because it is cheaper than buying good aussie water.
Experiences: He was once abused for asking for a glass of water by stevens dad
Name: Jason
Who: Was stevens ex lover
His theories: Jason told teh Church of Joeb that steven freqents local gay clubs including JingleBells. There he meets older men for cheap thrills.
Experiences: Steven kissed him once while waiting to get into the Broncos change room
Name: Juan
Who: Some guy from stevens computer apps class
His Theories: He believes that steven and his family make their money by selling pornos that him and his sister star in (this is an exclusive to the Church of Joeb)
Experiences: Once bought one of stevens movies off Ebay.com by accident.
Name: Naweesh
Who: Stevens current lover
His Theories: Naweesh believes steven is cheating with Marconi star Angelo Costanzo.Thinks steven has an unhealthy obsession with Marconi
Experiences: Our only contributor with proof. Once caught steven on his knees with Joe Spiteri and Alfie Langer in the same room. It was claimed steven was tying their shoe laces. (Pictures still being developed)
Eyewitness account
Name: Sudesh Gondah
Sudesh confessed to the Church of Joeb, and stated the following
"I saw this guy leaning against this tree in the play ground.I realised it was steven and as I went to say hi he started looking to see if anyone was watching. I guess he didn't see me because he then dropped his pants and started hugging the tree. Then he started humping it. After a few seconds he smiled and pulled his pants up. It only lasted afew seconds. Next thing he sees me and runs off"
Note - Although this is an exclusive Church of Joeb story, we do not condone the actions contained within this account.
Reasons for steven's gayness
1. He has sex with family members
2. Has had sex with a tree (we have proof and eye witness accounts)
3. He likes Broncos
4. He has pictures of older men over his walls and folder
5. He makes cheap porn films and sells them world wide, at cheap prices to. He tried to sell them to the church.
6. He likes Bulldogs
7. He is Lebonese and tries to dismiss the truth
8. He is a shit referee
9. He doesn't like sports
10. His allegied girlfriend's name is Jevad