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| someone's taken her love of Clay Aiken one step too far... |
| Colby here, planning to bring you reviews on DVDs that will soon be available at your local friendly Blockbuster Video! GO HOME HAPPY! I love all kinds of movies, especially cross-dressing comedies, cheesy slasher flicks, anything with Nicole Kidman, and movies in which the main character has to lie about their identity even as they develop a romantic relationship (see Mrs. Winterbourne, Never Been Kissed, Married to the Mob and While You Were Sleeping. No, really. SEE THEM.) |
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| RATING SYSTEM |
| I plan to rate movies like a regular, non-certifiable reviewer who uses a scale of one to four stars. However, I will be using the more critically accurate and visually appealling one to four Clay cocks. For that movie that goes the extra mile, and deserves an even higher rating (is there anything better than *four* Clay cocks?!?!), I'll throw in Clay's ass to show my appreciation. |
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| REVIEWS |
| Young Adam (available September 14) |