| YOUNG ADAM | |||||||||||||||||||||
| Starring Ewan McGregor, Tilda Swinton, Peter Mullan, Emily Mortimer, and Ewan McGregor's cock. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| First of all, no one in this movie is named Adam, so quit wondering who Adam is. I suppose it's a reference to Adam in the Bible, which I haven't read... but I did see the movie. Ewan McGregor is Joe. Joe works on a barge. In Scotland. Many years ago. Joe and Les, his boss-type guy, find a floater one day. BUT JOE KNOWS MORE THEN HE LETS ON! Joe can't keep it in his pants. I don't think there was a woman in this movie he didn't fuck. Including the dead one. Oops, I spoiled Joe's secret, which is actually revealed nicely through flashbacks. So, I do like the way the movie was put together. I just didn't care for the movie itself. It ticks all the boxes, but it just wasn't quite compelling enough for my tastes. Legitimately dreary and slow-paced... Young Adam didn't do anything wrong, really, as a film, but it's one that's a little tough to get excited about. Scroll down to see the best part, and save yourself some time and money. |
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| As any Clay cocks would be redundant (and, sadly, hidden behind pants) at this point, I'll leave Young Adam with a rating of ONE EWAN COCK... seen in at least half a dozen scenes. | |||||||||||||||||||||
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