YOUNG ADAM
Starring Ewan McGregor, Tilda Swinton, Peter Mullan, Emily Mortimer, and Ewan McGregor's cock.
First of all, no one in this movie is named Adam, so quit wondering who Adam is. I suppose it's a reference to Adam in the Bible, which I haven't read... but I did see the movie.
Ewan McGregor is Joe. Joe works on a barge. In Scotland. Many years ago. Joe and Les, his boss-type guy, find a floater one day. BUT JOE KNOWS MORE THEN HE LETS ON!
Joe can't keep it in his pants. I don't think there was a woman in this movie he didn't fuck. Including the dead one. Oops, I spoiled Joe's secret, which is actually revealed nicely through flashbacks. So, I do like the way the movie was put together. I just didn't care for the movie itself. It ticks all the boxes, but it just wasn't quite compelling enough for my tastes.
Legitimately dreary and slow-paced...
Young Adam didn't do anything wrong, really, as a film, but it's one that's a little tough to get excited about.
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As any Clay cocks would be redundant (and, sadly, hidden behind pants) at this point, I'll leave Young Adam with a rating of ONE EWAN COCK... seen in at least half a dozen scenes.
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