Hayes Is One
Of Those Gayes
November 25th, 2003 •
Written By:
Hach |
 Here we are again with more hate being sent out from
me here. You might start thinking that Hachland will soon rename to Hateland.
So who am I hating today? Well, he's a star on this homosexual show called
Will & Grace and is also appearing in the new movie known as The Cat
In The Hat. None other than world wide fag -- Sean Hayes.
Now why is it that I'm attacking another celebrity? Hmmm... Let's see, because
90% of all celebrities are not only ridiculeously stupid, but well, they
suck too! And with this one being so, so well, fucking GAY! I have to
attack!
So why do I hate Sean Hayes? For this I shall list the things I hate about
him:
- He is gay
- He stars on a gay show
- He is a fag
- He stars on a fag show
- He is homo
- He stars on a homo show
- He is metrosexual
- He stars on a metrosexual show
- Appeared in two movies with the title "Cat" in it (that's GAY)
- And oh, his first name is spelt the exact same way as mine
But before I rant and rave about all the other things I hate about him. I'll
give you a little bio info I borrowed (alright, I stole) from
IMDB.COM:
Sean grew up in the Chicago suburb of Glen Ellyn, Illinois. His father, Ron,
a lithographer, left he and his four siblings when Sean was a young child.
Sean says he hasn't seen his father in more than 10 years. His mother, Mary,
works at a food bank. Sean attended Illinois State University where he studied
music and theatre. He supported himself through his college years by playing
piano for voice lessons and working in community theater. He played a stint
with the Second City comedy troupe and then became a musical director for
a local theater. He grew tired of that after a while and in the spring of
1995, moved to LA. He got a "hellish" job at a restaurant. His first big
break was landing a national tour with Kenny Rogers for a Christmas show.
In 1997 he got a series of commercials that gained him attention and led
to his eventual role on "Will and Grace".
Well, let's start this.... I HATE THIS KID! Well, I suppose he's not a kid,
but I can't fucking believe how famous he is. It almost scares me that someone
gay could seemingly, and not by my standards, be funny. I don't find him
funny and I should know. Because well, I don't laugh at anything that's not
funny. And I'm not laughing now.
If this guy can become famous then anyone or anything can become famous.
It's almost makes me tear a eye that Mike Myers can go from starring with
people like Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Dana Carvey and even Rob Lowe. And
now he's in a movie with a freak like this.
Although he is not a freak such in the case of Michael
Jackson, but he does represent a problem to the youngsters of America.
And what is that? Well, we all know that youngsters in all day in age look
up to those who are on television and movies. If we allow a homosexual to
be a figure that little kids can look up to then we will have lost and allowed
Michael Jackson his right to be a homosexual with these little kids.
Sean Hayes has to be stopped. There is no reason this -- this person should
be on television and on the big screen. This is pathetically a gross
understatment. We should all do the right thing destroy Michael Jackson,
destroy Nick Lachey and destroy Sean Hayes. |
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