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Eat The Brain
Almost feel for a April Fool's Day joke yesterday as ESPN.com's Page 2 was
having a special contest which the winner could get a free trip to
San Antonio for the Final Fours and get to write for Page 2. Luckily I'm
a April baby.
The Coaster Report
This weekend we will see some big games. But do these games have what it
takes to make us forget about the other great games? Buzz-beaters, slam dunks,
hot streaks? I hope so atleast, and I'm voting for a Georgia Tech - UConn
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The Remedy
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's
drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives
off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then
jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in
his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.
Toefer Speaks
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
The guy says "No, what?" He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!" |
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