 My
name isn't Webster, no, it's not. I'm not a three foot black midget who was
on some stupid show, does anyone remember the name of that show? Does anyone
care? Hey, where is Gary Coleman now? So any ways, this is the dictionary
of Hachland. Any word known to Hachmen(?) is in here. So use it, love it
and suggest new words. So anyhow, here it is:
A B
C D E F
G H I J
K L M N
O P Q R
S T U V
W X Y Z
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A
anus - Someone who makes fun of something someone
says. For example, if someone makes fun of the way you talk, call them anus.
anultrack - The act of anal sex, but slapping the
penis around the butthole, but never truly going in.
B
b over s - The famous b over s. This is not a math
equation, what this is, is B standing for boner and S standing for sister.
So put one and two together.
blade - The process in which a wrestler takes a razor
blade and runs it along his skin to produce a cut that bleeds.
bootleg - An item that is illegaly sold or traded,
such as video tapes, T-Shirts, etc.
C
canned heat - Crowd cheering that is piped into the
sound system or into a pretaped TV show during post production. For example,
Goldberg chants during WCW's TimeWarner reign.
cheap heat - Usualy refered to as heel heat, when
the heel swears, insults, or makes obscene gestures to the fans in order
to get himself over as a heel. For example, insulting the people of a certain
town or state.
cracker - This is a person who believes he/she is
not a white - caucasian, yet a african american. They usually wear Ecko,
SeanJohn or other similar clothes.
D
dirty - This is a normal word, but this version of
dirty is refering to something that is either filthy or lame. Such as, that
joke was dirty.
dark match - A match at a TV taping that is not taped
for broadcast. Usually, first time wrestlers appear in this.
E
enhanced talent - A 1990's term for the word jobber.
F
finger cuffs - Where two guys and a girl have sex,
the girl gives one a blowjob while the other guy puts it to her in 'da butt.
See the movie Chasing Amy.
G
gas - Simply another term for steriods.
gig mark - A scar from blading.
gizzmo - An old term for a gimmick a.k.a. a prop.
glob - When a wrestler hits someone either on purpose
or by accident. To stiff someone.
gusher - A deep cut that bleeds alot, usualy caused
by blading. The severity of the cut may or may not be intended.
H
hoodie - A sweatshirt with a hood.
I
internal blatter syndrome - This is something that
I saw on a Comedy Central commercial, it's the I.B.S. Disease. It's nothing
really, because everyone, who is normal, has I.B.S. This just makes fun of
everyone else.
J
jim stanton - Someone who has no common sense,
and thinks everyone is against him. Usually, part of your lower class, lives
in traliors.
jerk off - Another term refering to masturbation.
K
killa - A person who is always looking for a fight,
these people are always in dire need of anti-caffine.
kindlon - A person who attempts to be cool, yet never
is, never will be, and never shall be.
L
loser - A word that describes most people in the world.
Such rock superstars as Beck, Static-X ("I'm with Stupid") and Three Doors
Down, sang songs about these people.
M
mixed -A word that describes things that are mixed,
not the same, different, has a bit of everything in it. Example: You're mixed
up or I'll have a mixed. This is rarely used in anything else then sub shops.
N
nockaro - This term refers to an elder female, who
stumbles around in here later years of life. She usually falls asleep often
and voice changes dramatically during conversations.
O
"o" thing - This was seen in the Mike Judge movie
Office Space. This referes to an orgasm. How to use this is simple: "Im gona
show you my 'O' Thing."
P
pink - This term can mean many things. A untapped
resource or a stupid cheerleader
Q
queer - Another hip word for "fag."
R
rizat - A rizat is a female who is always dressed
up like a hooker on 5th Street. These women are sometimes real easy at times,
but act like you owe them something.
S
sike - A word that describes well, it's just another
word for fake in a way. Just used in a different order in a sentance.
slapass - WCW wrestler, Jeff Jarrett came up with
this term, it refers to a person who you completely hate.
slapnutz - WCW wrestler, Jeff Jarrett came up with
this term, also, it refers to a person who is just plain moronic.
slappy - Someone who masturbates, a lot.
snotchie-botchie - A funny word, made up by Jay from
the Kevin Smith films.
T
thompson - This is a real person, but this term refers
to someone who attempts to injure someone, but when it all comes down to
it, he gets injured. For example if you kick someone and break a toe.
tj - Someone who does "sexual "acts with a member
of the opposite sex who is currently dating someone else. For example if
John is dating Kate, and you come around and do sexual acts with Kate.
U
ugly - Offensive to the site, hideous.
V
vince russo - A Rowdy Roddy Piper used this term after
taking a shit.
W
wtf -This stands for "What The Fuck?" Which leads
to be quite explainable. Good to use this in church, so ya don't get beat
or sent to hell.
X
x-treme - When the warez people make webpages, they
usually call them 'x-treme', which is just a diffrent spelling for Extreme.
Y
yappaii - A stupid word: yes. This word was first
seen prior to the 2000 WCW SuperBrawl, Hulk Hogan said that there was a tribe
of Indians called the Yappaii Indians.
Z
no terms as of yet
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69 - (Sixty-Nine) Sexual position in which the two
partners lie ontop of each other and perform oral sex simultaneously.
76 - (Seventy-Six) This is the name of the website,
also a resturant that HachDawg likes to eat at, plus in 1776 it's when the
US got it's freedom from the British. Also, my senior year football number. |
