 First off this isn't a babble, this is more of a
rant. But then again more of a battle call. I'm calling out that faggot named
Nick Lachey. So call this my declaration of War being called on Nick Lachey.
I want him dead and out of my fucking face!
Now I know what you are all thinking: "Hach is only starting a war with Nick
Lachey because he thinks Jessica Simpson is hot." Well, she is hot, I'd love
to... well, censored.. But any how, she's dumb as a fucking cigarette butt.
Especially the cigarette butt that won't go out the window when you throw
it out there and it pops back in the window and burns your new coat. I hate
when that happens, I only hope Family Dollar doesn't read this. Moth balls
my ass! Hahaha!
Oh, back to the subject at hand. Why should Nick Lachey die? Is it his music?
Well, yes, but that's just part of it, there's a much bigger part of it.
Well, I know his music is just a fad, come on who wants to see a bunch of
fags jumping around on stage and not even slamming on guitars and drums?
Now, that's just gay. That's like if I sent the Coasta Crew to attack Nick
Lachey. Wait, scratch that, that's actually a good point. Hmmm... It's not
his music really, because I know it's just a fad, all this gay hype will
die down. Because well, it's gay.
So now that we've killed two theory's of why Nick Lachey should die. Let's
count out a few more. Should he die for his show on MTV? Well, yes, I never
saw someone act so smart. He's actually gaining points in the me not killing
Nick Lachey category for that. Who can seriously put up with Jessica Simpson
for that much? I guess Seinfeld was right when they said women get stupid
when they have sex. But wait, do we actually know if they've had sex? Personally
I don't think they did. And once again, no, I'm not trying to Kill Nick Lachey
because he's with Jessica Simpson. And yes, I would like to have a show on
MTV, although I would have them change alot on their programming show. First
change their name. At first glance, HachTV would be good, but seeing they
are MTV, how about MMMM.... HachTV. See that would be better, I just hope
the people at Cambells don't sue.
So now that I've killed out all these reason why I'm trying to kill Nick
Lachey. Wait, I will kill him. Okay, now I won't, but still. Any how, the
reason for all of this is simply because of his name. First off his first
name is four letters, my first name is four letters. And his last name is
one letter alteration to being Hachey. And I know if he was a Hachey, he
would have been killed off years ago. I'd be like, hey, I dropped my piece
of gum down that well. And he'd dive in after it, because after all I'd tell
him about some force field that won't break if he just jumps in.
So if you see Nick Lachey, tell him I'm coming after him and then spit in
his face! Just do it again and again until he cries. I love when I see members
from O-Town cry.
To recap what's going on... here's a picture.
and other stuff
Well, for all the famale readers out there you'll enjoy this. It's about
the conclosure of the show known as The Bachelor. It's over. He didn't really
pick any girl. He told one girl to fuck off and the other girl he gave her
the ring but told her to put it on her right hand and told her it was just
a basically a friendship ring.
So this is leading to the question all the girls are asking and the overall
Hachland Reader is thinking, which is this - what does Hach think about this
show?
Well, I think it's gay, but this Bob guy is cool. He basically fucked all
the girls and got away scotch free and got alot of money. So way to go Bob!
Plus all the women in the world love him.
And with that said, what does Bob have to say about this?
and other stuff con't
WFor all of you... you non-smokers out there. It's your time to party according
to the news I read and watch. So what does this smoker mean? Well, I guess
you guys are throwing your 27th Annual Smokeout. Where you push your stupid
beliefs on us, the smokers.
But the one thing that caught my eye was when I visited this American Cancer
Society website, I found it odd when I looked at their page for The Great
American Smokeout, I found one of their old posters to promote non-smoking.
By the size they give it looks pretty inviting to smoke. Take a look.
It's nice that the American Cancer Society is supporting daughters to be
alot like their mothers. It's really fucking nice. So why don't we all go
out and buy cigerettes and smoke our brains out!
While digging deeper into the site, I found various other posters attempting
to promote non-smoking, but they just don't seem to do it at the size they
give.
A nice childish poster to promote smoking, I mean to promote not smoking.
It's so confusing. I just look at this poster and see all these colorfull
pictures and just want to light up so I can eat some ice cream and listen
to some guy play a bango.
This poster not so much like the first two in a way promotes smoking, only
in my current status with my new battle with Nick Lachey. Hey, if you can
smoke a cigerette and have it turn into a gun then it's just promotes the
use of guns, well, actually the less use of conventional guns and promotes
that with a cigerette. Really if you can get away with killing people by
just stomping out the weapon and making it disappear I say the more power
to you.
Well, now! I knew smoking was sexy. Haha... Being a Lady Killer is a pretty
big thing for a man to be, it means well, you are just that damn good and
the cigerette just adds to you being that damn good. So go smoke a cigerette!
Now if this isn't promoting smoking I don't know what is. Who the fuck would
want to kiss Fabio any how? And speaking of him, whatever happened to him?
Last I knew he had a Pigeon in his head.
Yeah, seriously who wants a fucking butt in their face? Not me especially.
Maybe that chicks butt, but not Fabio's. Oh, sorry for the added but, but
it's just meant to prove my point. That even though they're supporting
non-smoking it's not helping especially with these posters!
Well, it seems like everything is going good here at Hachland. New site,
alot of dreams and aspirations. New writers like almost every day. Look for
Hachland to become big. And in personal news, it's 22 weeks to my 21st Birthday
and this babble is my 280th post. So just think about it.
Until next time, this has been Hach. I'm your dog. I mean I am your DAWG! |
