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Iceman Dialogues with Miscellaneous X-Characters
If Remy Hit on Jesse
Ha! "Hey, cheri, you wan' taste the Cajun sauce?"
"No."
"Remy show you a good time, hon."
"I'm not interested."
"Why you turn down de Cajun?"
"Because your breath smells horrible. Your collogne smells like you got it from the dollar store. Your accent is hokier than the acting in the Double Dragon movie. And--"
"--Ok, dat enough. Rembit get de picture, mon cher."
"And, you're ugly! You need to learn to shave. You look like a homeless street walker."
"Why you make Remy cry? *sniff*"
"Basically, you're full of yourself, and you're an idiot. So. Leave. Me. Alone."
"Ok, fine, Remy can take a hint."

While lamenting over the absolutely horrible writing on the Iceman Icon LS we actually decided that it could have been worse. Foe-Dog could have been the twin brother of the villain from the Cyclops Icon LS and called himself the Argonaught. So here it is Iceman vs. The Argonaught
"I...Am...Argonaught"
"Ok, so another one of Xavier's siblings is evil?"
"Xavier...Who..?"
"Probably a half/quater/eigth brother of yours"
"Argonaught hit you...with boat!"
"No, bad evil guy, put the boat down, and go to your room and think about what you've done."
"Why...you ground...the Argonaught?"
"I'm trying to get into this whole father thing, Now go away!"
"::Sob:: ::sob:: No one wants to play wif me..."
"Uh huh...right..."

Bobby tries to tell Madrox a story
"Dude, Jamie, I gotta tell you this funny story about this chick I just met."
"Is she hot, Bobby?"
"Does that matter?"
"Yeah, it does."
"Go figure."
"Answer the question, dammit. Is she hot?"
"Relatively."
"'Relatively'?! She's either hot or she's not, man."
"Then, she is...mildly."
"You can't be mildly hot. There're three categories: hot, decent, and fugly."
"She's decent, then."
"Why would I want to hear a story about a fugly girl?"
"She's decent, dammit!"
"Same difference. I still dunno why I'd want to hear it..."
"Because it's funny!"
"So far, I'm not amused, m'man."
"That's because I haven't told you the story yet."
"About the fugly girl."
"Did you know the word 'fugly' was made before we were born?"
"You humor me with your whimsical accounts of falsehoods, Obi Wan! So, tell me the damn story."
"It's not that funny."
"You know what is funny?"
"Looking at yourself naked?"
"... No. The Baywatch E! True Hollywood Story."
"And, that has hot chicks."
"Precisely, my friend, precisely."

When Bobby was unfortunate enough to catch Bishop after he watched 'Shaft'
"Hey, Bish, what's shakin'?"
"Just finished watching Samuel L. Jackson's version of Shaft."
"Oh? And?"
"I've come to a realization."
"Such as?"
"I'm one bad mothah."
"Oh god..."
"Shut yo' mouth!"
"I was just--"
"You was talkin' 'bout Bishop, crackah. I can dig it."
"For the love of God, man! Put the crack pipe down!"
"Damn fool. No respeck. I see how it is."
"And you wonder why no one was sad when you left to go hunt for diaries..."

Iceman on Galactic Goat's singing
"I'm a goooooat man! Dun dun dun dun dun dun! I'm a goooooooat man!"
"Uhm, GG, aren't you a woman?"
"Bah! Get out of here, Vanilla Ice. You're ruining my solo!"
"No, no, I'm pretty sure your singing ruined that."

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