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Iceman Dialogues with Other Characters
Iceman and Hercules on Odin's death
"Hey, Bobby, Hercules is on the phone."
"Thanks, Hank. Hey, Herc, whazzup?"
"WAZZZUP!?"
"WAAAZZZAAAAAAA?"
"Jus' chillin'. Watchin' the news, havin' an ale."
"True, true."
"Did you hear about Odin?"
"Uh, nope."
"Oh, he bit the big one, man."
"Ron Jeremy went over to his house?"
"Nah, he's off in the after life."
"So, God's can die? Wouldn't that just put them back to square one since they wouldn't have to leave Heaven or whatever?"
"Huh, I guess. Who the Hades knows?"
"Not I, said the ice."
"Yeah, so, anyway, Natasha said she was thinking about bringing back the Champs for a little PR thing."
"Whoa, really? Are you shitting me?"
"I shit you not. Not sure if Bill and Darkstar will be invited though..."
"No great loss there. Or with Thor's dad."
"Yeah, Zeus is cooler, for sure."
"Most definitely. How is the ol' bolt thrower these days?"
"Eh, you know, still chasing skirts and all."
"Ah, coolies. Nothing's funnier than seeing an old man, let alone a God, with a fine woman on each arm. What a pimp."
"Yeah, totally. Well, I gotta go. See you at the press confrence."
"Later, man."

Movie Bobby meets Movie Spidey
"Hey, I'm Peter."
"I'm Bobby."
"I'm...Spider-Man."
"I'm...well...I...uh... Damn, I need a codename."
"Yeah, you do, Popsicle."
"That's it! You're a genius!"
"Eh, that's what all the superhero types tell me. I just kinda shrug it off."
"I'll be...The Human Popsicle!"
"..."
"ICE ON!"
"God help us all..."
"So, 'Spider-Man'--was it?"
"Yeah, 'Human Popsicle?'"
"Do those webbed armpits do anything."
"Not really."
"They don't let you glide or fly?"
"Nope."
"Then...what's the point?"
"They look cool."
"They're ugly!"
"You're ugly!"
"Your mom's ugly!"
"My mom's dead..."
"And, that's why she's ugly!"

Bobby gets a call from the Grimreaper
RING! RING!
"Hello."
"May I speak to Bobby?"
"This is he."
"How would you like to...DIE!"
"Hmmm, let me check my calendar. Oh, look at that. Sorry, can't pencil it in."
"Ok, maybe next time."
"We'll see."
"Say, do you have Emma's number?"
"Yeah, same number. Extention is 6935."
"Thanks, man."
"Sure thing, Grimster."
"Happy holidays."
"Backatcha. Try not to get drunk off your ass on eggnog this year."
"I promise nothing."

Bobby's dad giving him grief about being a mutant when his brother
(as seen in X-2) isn't.
"Your brother is normal, why can't you be?"
"Uh, it's not my fault?"
"Bobby you're a mutant, everything is your fault."
"How about we blame this on you?"
"You can't do that, cause I have one normal child and it isn't you."
"Again. Not my fault."

Bobby's mom confesses a deep, dark secret.
"Bobby, son, I have something to tell you."
"Wha--? Oh, hey, mom. What is it?"
"You're...you're actually the brother of Cyclops."
"..."
"I may have had an affair with an intergalactic pirate once."
"Mom?"
"Yes, son?"
"You know I love you right?"
"Of course, Bobby."
"Good, then go back to bed. You're dilerious, woman!"

We thought Austen's new costumes look like fancy janitors outfits (because of the yellow gloves).
"Wet clean up on aisle 5."
"What? Shit!"
"Ahem! Wet. Clean. Up. On. Aisle. 5. Bobby."
"I'm trying to save the world here!"
"Prioritize, then."
"Sigh, fine. Magneto and his global conquest can wait. Where's my damn mop?"

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