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Iceman Dialogues with Beast
Iceman and Beast on the pope and Beast's new look
"Hey, Hank, the Pope's on TV. How does he keep that hat thing on?"
"Telekinesis, I believe."
"He's a mutant?"
"Why not?"
"I dunno. Just never put two and two together I guess."
"It troubles me how close the word 'pope' is for 'potato' in Spanish."
"Potatoes can be holey..."
"And baked. And fried. And...frenched."
"I don't know if I'd ever french the Pope, dude."
"..."
"Odd to hear you not singing, Alvin. Where're Simon and Theodore?"
"I'm leaving you to your biblical television."
"Wait, ALLLLVIIIIIN! Nothing else is on."

Iceman makes fun of Beast's new look while watching an episode of the 'Crocodile Hunter'
"Hey, Hank, is that your brother on tv?"
"What is this, Drake?"
"Oh, sorry, Simba, I thought they were at Pride Rock."
"Oh, how droll..."
"Damn, this Crock guy is pissing me off."
"Yes, I can see that."
"Think I should--"
"Don't even think about it, Bobby."
"Man, ever since you lost Belle, you've been no fun. Go brood in your castle."

Iceman makes fun of the colour of Beast's fur
"Hey, Hank, what happened? I mean, you used to be so chipper and fun; now, you're just so...blue."
"I don't want to talk about it."
"Bad dye job?"
"No."
"Scott made blue berry pancakes again?"
"Thank god no."
"So, uh...you just held your breath, and you stayed blue?"
"..."
"Figures."

Don't ask me how or why but somehow, somewhen we came up with a new X-Man called Galactic Goat, a nanny goat-like mutant that runs the x-nursery and fights baddies in her spare time. So here are Bobby,Beast and GG arguing over gourmet pizza toppings.
Hank: artichokes
Bobby: peperoni
Hank: thats not a gormet topping
Bobby: hey simba you decide whats your idea of gormet and i'll decide whats mine.
Hank: *sigh* kids these days, no culture...cabbanossi
Bobby: hey! thats just a fancy name for sausage.
Hank: exactly
Bobby: ...
GG: asparagus
Bobby: rabbit.....uh.... goat food! ham
GG: thats not......nevermind. blue cheese
Bobby: yuck. good ole stretchy mozzarella
Hank: aims a sly look at GG. goat cheese
GG: .... .thats sick man, thats just sick.

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