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Iceman Dialogues with Cyclops
Iceman, Cyclops and some other X-men on Bobby's many ex-girlfriends
Cyclops: Well, that one with the pants was pretty cool.
Bobby: What're you smoking?
Gambit: Remy t'ink Scott got in de hash stash again...
Bobby: You have...? Wait, nevermind, forget I even asked.
Cyclops: What? What did I say? You didn't like her? She reminded me of...me.
Bobby: Exactly.
Cyclops: So...So...you don't like me? Curse these powers! Because of them, I'm so unpopular.
Bobby: No, it's not your powers, man...
Cyclops: Do these pants make me look fat?
Gambit: No, mon cher, de make Remy hot when Remy t'ink of you at de night.
Bobby: ...

Iceman tries to get Cyclops to laugh
"C'mon, man, laugh a little."
"Bobby, what are you talking about? What's this 'laugh' you speak of?"
"You don't get out much, do you?"
"Have you been reading Shi'Ar manuals to help with flight simulator games again?"
"Uh, no, man... I'm just trying to get you to lighten up and, ya know, laugh."
"I still don't understand this new word you've concoctated."
"Laugh. Like, hahaha. You know, what I do when I think about you actually going out and buying leather pants."

Iceman and Cyclops on...uh...twinkies...I guess
Cyke: "Oh yeah lets see this weapon of yours Bobby, this "Twinkie"...
Bobby: "...What?!?"
Cyke: "What is this new weapon that you have encountered? I must know!"
Bobby: "Dude, shut up."
Cyke: "That's it Iceman! You have turned you're back on the X-men. Prepare to die!"
Bobby: "Dude...what?"
Cyke: "Ow...You put Ice in that I'm telling the professor!!!!"
Bobby: "And they wonder why I go home all the time..."

Cyclops redesigns Bobby's costume
"Hey, Bobby."
"Yo, Scott. Sup?"
"Oh, I just finished up some modifications."
"Oh? On what?"
"Your costume."
"You did what?!"
"I modernized it a little to make it more hip and trendy."
"Oh sweet baby Jesus... What did you do?"
"Well, I hemmed the jacket a bit, gave you some new gloves, and--"
"Gah! I look like a janitor!"
"Now, is that any way to thank me?"
"Thank you? Thank you!? You're lucky I'm not killing you!"
"What? It's great looking, if you ask me."
"I didn't ask you..."
"Well, your team can finally match ours with our yellow X's."
"Great, you look like maintnence men, and we look like janitors...by way of Grease."
"That John Travolta was so dream...er...I suppose."
"I'm never talking to you again."

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