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| What did Santa call his blind reindeer? No idea! |
| What�s the best way to make your Christmas money go a long way? Post it to New Zealand |
| If Santa Claus falls off his sleigh into the sea what does he become? Wet! |
| Who cooks the Christmas dinner in the monastery? The Head Friar |
| What nationality is Santa Claus? North-Polish |
| What do you call someone who has a fear of Father Christmas? Claustrophobic |
| Did you hear about the one about the advent calendar that was thrown out on Boxing Day? Its days were numbered! |
| What part did the road cleaner play in the panto? Sweeping Beauty |
| A group of carol singers knocked on a door and when the owner answered they burst into �Silent Night�. �Do you know it�s five to midnight on Christmas Eve??� said the angry man. �No� replied the singers �but if you hum it slowly we�ll all join in.� |
| Santa was delivering the Christmas presents to the gods in Valhalla when Thor, god of thunder, jumped on one of the reindeer�s backs and galloped off. �I�m Thor� he bellowed. �Of course you are, thilly� squealed the reindeer. �You�ve forgotten to put on the thaddle!� |
| What did Santa call his blind reindeer that refused to move? Still no idea! |
| Billy: Rosie�s going to the West Indies for Christmas Peter: Jamaica? Billy: No! She�s going of her own accord |
| Why did Santa call one of his reindeer �Sandwich�? Because he was a half-bred. |
| What goes �Ho! Ho! Ho! Bonk!�? Santa Claus laughing his head off |
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| These are the best of the jokes from my Christmas Joke Book at home. Yeah... you should read the rest! |