Welcome to the tour of the West mansion
Please refrain from touching anything. Moving any objects in this mess will cause us problems. This is organised chaos that we live in.
Unfortunately due to a lack of webspace we are unable to provide you with an audio-assisted tour. Seeing as this tour is free we will be happy to give you a full refund for the price of this tour if required.
Please do not leave any bags or valuables unattended. They are likely tidied away by Doreen if thought to be unsuspicious. Suspicious packages will be given to the dog.
Here at freshertim.co.uk we hope you enjoy the tour and will come back and see us soon.
Keep all litter with you and please refrain from smoking throughout.
Do not feed the animals or 16 year old boys.
|
