 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
 |
 |
|
 |
| Site designed for viewing in 1024 x 768 |
| a2z |
 |
|
|
| v2.0.2 |
 |
|
|
 |
| Welcome to Timmy's A2Z! This page started out as a poem that I wrote a couple of years ago called Timmy's A-Z It is now the home of poems of which there will be more, better poems written and published soon. Also featured are fun things that I can associate each letter of the alphabet with! |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
| Apple Pie |
| This reminds me of when we saw American Pie at the cinema then went to McDonalds.... |
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
 |
|
 |
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
| Timmy�s A to Z by Timmy West A just isn�t relevant but B is for Bexy, she�s my best friend C is for Catherine, my mummy til the end D is for Delirious and for my own guitar E is for Elizziebeth and her silly �raa raa� F is for Fudgey and that dreaded lick G is for Grandma and her walking stick H is for Hightown, over all the years I is for Iain and his lack of fears J is for the becky i call my dearest Jules K is for her Kurly hair that absolutely rules L is for Loz and maybe Andy too? M is for Maz, is Dan still on that damn loo?? N is for my Nanny, we�ll meet again some day O im running out of things that rhyme but ain�t that just the way? P is for Peck, please don�t ever give him dare Q is for the Questions we asked about his hair R is for Royces, them brothers, jake and luke S is for Stammers, at pool, he can�t half fluke T is for Terence and his damn fish U is for my auntie U, her laugh you just cant miss V is for Very loud, what comes from jonny�s room W is for Warwick I hope or do I just face doom? X is for eXtra short, that�s my friend elaine Y did I do this poem? Someone please explain Z is for Zorro, well it just is innit? BYE! |
|
| Eh? bee, see, dee, ee eff gee. Eh-ch, eye, jay kay, ell emm enn, oh pee! Que are ess tee you; vee, Doublyou, ex why zee? |
|
|
 |
 |
|
 |
 |
| French Peas |
| "I pity them, Philippe" "Ah! Me oui Jean-Claude me oui" |
 |
 |
| Kirsten Dunst |
| Come on every guy has a favourite actress! |
| Orange |
| Life without Orange �50 vouchers... not worth thinking about! |
| Dance mats |
| Ringo Starr |
| Queen |
| Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise playing in the streets |
| The one true voice of Thomas the Tank Engine |
| Galaxy Caramel |
| These taste great in lectures sat on the 2nd tier of L3 |
| Yamaha |
| Busted |
| I've been to the year 3000, not much has changed but they live underwater |
| Elixir Strings |
| The best guitar strings in the world ever! I use polyweb acoustic |
| Cool Runnings |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
| I see pride I see power I see a *!?"� who dont take no crap off of nobody |
 |
 |
 |
| Swings |
| Union Jack |
| Haribo |
| IBM |
| Tickle |
| Victor Navone |
| Warden Hill |
| xx |
| Larry-Boy |
| Jackie Chan |
| Pirates Who Dont Do Anything |
| ntl |
| The make of my lovely guitar, Yamaha APX 9C |
 |
 |
| Purple and yellow, he's one super fellow.... Larry-Boy!! |
| This is the way I sign a kiss after my name in text, email msn. |
| Crazy students love it so, the happy world of Haribo! |
 |
| Tickle-mania, the legacy of the legend Jon Tickle in Big Brother 4 |
 |
| Suppliers of our cable tv, our cable modem, our phone lines... etc |
 |
| Possibly the most exhausting fun you can have in our living room |
| The brave drving school who are daring to help me drive a car |
 |
| Where I land up taking B for an afternoon out every summer |
 |
|
| There once was a fresher named Tim, Who arrived with a massive great grin. Picked up in Fi's micra, By new friends (not in lycra), In one day he had sure settled in. At uni Tim found he could sing, Thanks to Miss Becky Bowring. She bought him a bev, Put him in Rev, And taught him her bum wriggling, Teacher Paul took Tim to TopB With Hannah and Martyn and Fi. No-one's sure why But Tim jumped way too high And headbutted a ledge with great glee. Now Tim was asleep one night, When he woke with an awful fright. He'd heard a great crash, Well, more like a smash, And his window wos nowhere in sight. additional verse by Teacher Paul: Now Tim doesn't like to yell, But he's a Christian; you can tell. He's in da hood, Known as Westwood, In fact the campus, the church and the cell! |
|
| msn Messenger |
 |
| Many a hour has passed on Bill Gates' little toy he gave us |
 |
|
 |
| Zorro |
|
|
 |
| Creator of the aliensong, for this alone he deserves his place here |
 |
| Never before was a martial arts expert as funny as this man |
 |
| And who's ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! |
 |
| Symbol of unity between the United Kingdom of GB and N.Ireland |
 |
| Z is for Zorro |
| Those American's geeks who put computers in our homes. Thanks! |
 |
 |