| Welcome To The Edge's Secret Laboratory |
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| Hope You're Ready For The Learning Experience Of Your Mortal Lives... |
| Here at ESL (Edge's Secret Lab) we have evil geniuses in-training 24 hours a day, 7 days a week learning to make the world a more Edge-friendly place.The Edge is such a swell guy, who wouldn't want him to be a part of everyday life? The answer: Unfortunately, plenty of people. So, to aid EGs (evil genius) and EGs-to-be, here is the information you will need to recruit future Edgers. Good Luck and God Bless. |
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| For security reasons (a rash of squirrel break-ins), you will have to be blindfolded before you may enter or even come NEAR the building. We also can't tell you what ESL looks like or where it's located, but I can tell you it isn't a red building and it CERTAINLY doesn't have white lettering. |
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| If you feel you've studied your lessons thoroughly, you may put on your Personal Protection Equipment (PPE) and carefully enter... |
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| Disclaimer: This page contains alcohol related themes. Please enter only if you are of legal drinking age in your country and/or state. |