| Modern Dance |
| Welcome, class, to the first Modern Dance course offered at ESL. A wise man once said (okay, it was just Bono) "I'm not sure if Irish people can dance...Except for The Edge, that is. He's our funky chicken." So, let's see what you're made of. Step out onto the dance floor and let the mayhem begin... |
| Dance Tip #1: |
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| ALWAYS have fun...even if you look a bit silly. Just remember, though, people only refrain from laughing at you while you're making a fool of yourself if you're rich, famous, and powerful (did I forget handsome? Darn it). |
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| In no particular order, EVERY Edger and/or EG MUST learn and master the 1) hip shake and 2) foot stomp. See instructional reference video #1* for further demonstration. |
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| Dance Tip #3: |
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| The Death of Disco *sigh |
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| Disco died, REMEMBER? *ahem |
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| "Touch Me, Take Me to That Other Place"....For all reasons apparent, this dance is called the 'Transporter'... |
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| Making it up as he goes along, which is fine by us.... |
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| The 'Superman' should only be done by a trained superhero, like the Owlman seen here... |
| Experimentation is the KEY to success in the field of dance... |
| *"Rattle And Hum", a must-see for all Edgers/EGs. Also Recommended: Elevation Live From Boston Popmart Live From Mexico City ZooTV Live From Sydney |