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| Amateur Electronics |
| Due to a small fire (of forest fire proportions), class has been cancelled...haha...JUST kidding.......But for the love of God, please learn what you're doing before you actually do it...Being indentifiable by only your dental records is no fun for your family...And blowing yourself up isn't fun, either.....So, JUST be careful, okay???? |
| This Semester We Will Learn the Following: |
| --How To Build A Spaceship Out Of Duct Tape And Microphone Wires |
| --The Dynamics of Cable Television |
| --The Similarities Between the Edge And Al (From Home Improvement) |
| --Rewiring: The Right and Wrong Ways |
| --Preventative Precautions On Guitar Electrocution |
| (in no particular order) |
| The Similarities Between the Edge And Al Borland (From Home Improvement) |
| --Masterfully rewire electrical items when they malfunction (or are intially rewired incorrectly by "the boss" |
| --Receive less recognition than "the man in the spotlight", but are deeper than most people give them credit |
| --When will the "hairy back" jokes stop?!? |
| --So what if their mothers make their clothes? LOL |
| --Flannel is stylish in any weather (Al always; Edge UABRS era) |
| So What Do You Think? Could Edge REALLY Be Al? Anything's possible, I suppose. He has refered to the fact that he would like a clone and we all know how cloning can desperately wrong in one aspect or another. So, do you have anymore ideas on how the two are similar? Got ya thinkin' about it now, didn't I? haha. Drop me a line. |
| The Dynamics of Cable Television |
| Must-Have Channels |
| Preventative Precautions On Guitar Electrocution |
| --Amp chord won't stay in the guitar jack? Please DON'T stick chewing gum in it. More than likely instant electrocution. |
| --Picking up static from dust, dirt, and grime collected inside said guitar jack? DO NOT pour a cleaning solution into it and then proceed to plug it in. Instant electrocution. |
| --A couple of words of advice to fans of Creed out there: Whatever you do, DON'T try to reenact Mark Tremonti's "My Sacrifice" flood scene. IT'S NOT REAL! DEFINITELY instant electrocution. |
| --If your cat has turned your amp cable into his own personal chew toy, it's best to just discard it. You're just ASKING for instant electrocution there. |
| How To Make A Spaceship Out Of Duct Tape And Microphone Wires |
| Edge is being a meaniehead at the moment and won't tell me, so I guess we'll all have to wait. One drunken night you mistakenly make reference to him as Bono's better half (It's all ADAM'S FAULT!) and you never hear the end of it...sheesh. ;) Meanwhile the suspense is killing us. Gnawing at our very being, making us less than human and diminishing our quality of life. But here's a picture of Edge's cartoon equivalent...Okay, well, maybe not as cool, but if I had to pick a cartoon to represent EGL, it'd be Edd. |
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| Double D! Won't you please ask your friend, Mr. the Edge, how to complete our task? |
| Rewiring: The Right and Wrong Ways |
| The Wrong Way |
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| This Page, But Of Course, Is A Work In Progress... |