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You just had to tell everyone in the whole damn Underdark we were coming.

THE CAST
Chris: Beauregard, the Ghoul
Jen: Veszantar, Dark Elf mage
Mary: GM
Janet: Jesse, doppelganger
Tim: ?, the Holy Liberator
Amy: Morwen, druid
Tim: Valerie


9/18/05

NOTE: This game I not only left my usual quote book at home, it had my character sheet in it.

On the misplaced quote book:
Paul: It’s okay, I just won’t be funny until next week.

On Star’s huge eyes:
Mary: It’s because she’s an anime character.
Jen: No it isn’t - she’s a mutant.

On sow and ye shall reap:
Mary: You can sit right here. This is a cozy spot.
Paul: Yeah, right next to me - the Agitator.

On being too close to a ghoul:
Chris: Look at it this way, you can tell all your friends you were a breath away from death.

On enjoying what you are:
Chris/Beauregard: I have more fun being dead that I ever did alive.

On rivalry:
Chris/Beauregard: I dare the Paly to bite the head off a bat.
Jen: He’s not Ozzy Osbourne.

On having sex with prostitutes:
Beauregard: I mean, what were my other options? - Rainbow Brite over there? [looks at Tim]

On the Thing in the lake:
Vor the Kuo-tua: Uh... It doesn’t really eat all the Kuo-tua...

On protecting the dummy who forgot her character sheet:
Paul: I’m not going to stand by and let people just kill the lobotomy victim - the person just standing there with the party.

On extra special abilities:
Mary: (on Vor) He has a prestige class which actually makes him extra gross.
Chris: That sounds like a challenge.

On licking the Kuo-tua (do not try this at home):
Chris/Beauregard: It was meant to imply I would bite him.
Morwen: I thought it was meant to imply you found him attractive.

On similarities, relative:
Veszantar: If paladins do not lick Kuo-tua where you come from, then yes, I am more like a paladin.

On decent questions:
Tim: Why do I always get stuck with the weird groups?

On in-fighting:
Beauregard: (To Veszantar) Don’t make me chew on you.
Jessie: And we all know how that turns out.

On “asps, very dangerous”:
Mary: Send in the red suit.

On Lolth loves her children, really:
Amy: (to Jen/Vesz) Would you be anti-defiling the Lolth altar?
Jen/Veszantar: Hell, no. I love her like she loves me.

On what happens when we discuss porn star names:
Chris: I am now going to hang out with the Bastion of Purity [Janet], away from all you sick people.

On new prestige classes:
Paul: We all ought to take Judge Commando - I mean Dread Commando prestige classes.
Amy: I want a Judge Dread prestige class.

On the death card:
Mary: You guys just have to be clever about it - you have a really big ace in the hole [gestures to Jen].
Tim: And it’s the ace of spades.

On Morwen’s bat form:
Chris/Beauregard: Thank you, mysterious bat of wounding.

On one-liners:
Tim: Unholy Masochism, Batman!

On respect for your deity:
Jen/Vesz: I actually feel up [the statue of Lolth] before I leave.

On territory:
Mary: Tim has to pour his holy water on everything.
Amy: He’s marking it. It’s his.

On good places to stop:
Beauregard: (to Tim) You just had to tell everyone in the whole damn Underdark we were coming.

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