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Kicking an evil puppy
THE CAST
Chris: The GM
Mary: Torryn, druid
Ben: Zephen
Paul: Wingclaw Skydoom
Jen: Switch, half-pixie warrior
Janet: Leone Gavidrin, paladrin
Tim: Aidan, cleric
Amy: Tiger Lily Hornblower, thief
QUOTES:
12/12/04
On illythid paladins:
Jen and Chris: Eating brains for justice!
On being made a dragon, as he wished:
Paul: I have the mind of a kobold.
On disguises - this is OOC:
Beast: (wearing a dragon skin) I'm a dragon and you'd better suspend your fucking disbelief!
On giving Beast a nasty bad weapon:
Mary: (to Zephen)If Torryn finds out what you did, he doesn't give a shit about Boccab!
On threats, scary:
Chris/Beast: I'm bigger than you, I could floss my butt with you…
On explaining why the above was quoted:
Amy: Every time someone says something that I don't know what the hell it means, I'm writing it down!
On the orc army leaving:
Ben: Did they leave by boat? Anybody want to go blast the hell out of their boats?
On the transformation (kobold to dragon):
Chris: Darwin's game of connect the dots as played by a dyslexic toddler.
On delusions:
Wingclaw: And, just for your information, I was always a dragon.
On Zephen asking Tobias where the orcs are going:
Chris: [Zephen] needs help on the midterm.
On getting up to speed on what happened to our bad guys:
Tim: Let's put it this way: Darus is Eleshar's bitch.
On and all I got was this lousy T-shirt:
Chris: Congratulations, you have successfully reasoned with Beast. You get a medal.
Lily: I will wear that medal.
Jen: No, it's a T-shirt.
Tim: Yes, it says: "I have survived reasoning with Beast."
On Darus in the Ethereal Planes:
Mary: (in singsong Ethereal voice) … a little time in the Harmony Hut.
On yes:
Chris: Darth Switch.
Jen: Come on, you could picture that.
On druids, uses for:
Mary/Torryn: We don't need to bring horses. You want horses - poof! Horses.
On correcting Boccab on the rules of the Commune spell:
GM: You're talking to your deity and he goes, "smite!" and you go, "Aaah!" He says, "No, not aah. Yes or no."
On Communing with Boccab - twenty questions:
Paul: Hey, Boccab, think of an object. Is it red? Is it circular?
On trying to slip in your own questions to Boccab:
Lily: And by the way, can you make Lily a god?
On nice try:
Ben/Zephen: (to Boccab) "Was Mephistopheles allied with anyone besides the orcs" and list off all the people.
On weird crossovers:
Tim: Boccab Dole doesn't want to hear any more questions. Boccab Dole needs an aspirin, Boccab Dole does.
On odd payments (two different conversations, but funny nonetheless):
GM: (as Messenger) If you want some sort of payment, that can be arranged.
Zephen: Does that include Boccab?
On way to get on with celestials:
Wingclaw: So… like semi-gods.
On now he's on the ball:
Celestial: Something can be right but yet be difficult to do.
Wingclaw: Like kicking an evil puppy.
On we don't talk about that in heaven:
Chris: You've gotta go to hell if you want to talk economics.
On accidental deaths, Switch style:
Jen/Switch: That's like if I make her head fly off - that's an accident. They just don't make these kids like they used to.
On truths:
Amy: Lily does not believe in privacy.
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