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THE CAST
Chris: The GM
Mary: Torryn, druid
Ben: Zephen
Paul: Wingclaw Skydoom
Jen: Switch, half-pixie warrior
Janet: Leone Gavidrin, paladrin
Tim: Aidan, cleric
Amy: Hokanu, assassin (Sir Not Appearing in this Quest)

QUOTES:

1/2/05

On succubus trying to kiss Torryn from behind:
Tim: She's going to kiss your ass.

On Balors:
Chris: Well, he's going to continue using his full attack against Janet because he needs somebody to hit.

On touch issues:
Mary: I can't kill the succubus! I don't even know she tried to kiss me!

On use of prepositions:
Chris: (to Tim) And you said, "No… not… going in… the big… angry… firey man."

On the succubus:
Tim: As she walks away (mimes blowing kiss).
Jen: Adding insult to injury! Smack her on the ass.

On smite me:
Jen: (on Tim) He's a mighty smiter, too.

On touch issues part two, or the succubus' bad day:
Tim/Aidan: Plus, she kissed me! Ew!

On do paladins even *think* "fuck"?
Chris: (to Leone) You see your head sort of roll away from your body and you think, "Oh, fuck."

On the Book of Vile Darkness and the Book of Exalted Deeds:
Mary: Here's a Book of Fluffy Darkness.

On the uses of mispronunciations:
Mary: I like conhort. It's like a cohort consort.

On like smoking a Menthol?:
Tim: So what does it feel like to get punched by a Balor?
Paul: Kind of minty.

On Monty Python:
Chris: (to Ben) You're dead! You don't get to say anything because you're dead. So shut up.

On destroying a magic circle:
Paul: Power attack. 7 damage.
Chris: Uh, you don't do enough to damage the ground.

On deadness (relative):
Chris: (to Jen) How dead are you?

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