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Tailspankings will take over first place...
by: Vegas Corruption (richsams1) Nov 2, 3:35 pm CST
...after I complete my own tailspanking of that Jerruh-Leptic brother-in-law of mine. Too bad Jay. You had a nice run. Now get back to the bottom of the pile
where you belong, bitch.
Looking ahead to next week...
by: Lavale Tailspankers (eaglesfan30) Nov 2, 6:16 pm CST
...I have no doubts that I'll scoop up the Poopie Posse this week (he he, what a clever play on words).
...and if all goes as planned, the Corruption will shoot their wad this week, putting me in sole possesion of 1st place with an easy schedule down the stretch.
When do you guys start sending me money?
Thanks, Bill
BE PREPARED FOR THE MOST UNBELIEVEABLE COMEBACK
by: KAHUNAS KLOWNS (chrismenor) Nov 2, 10:54 pm CST
I AM HOPING THAT THE REST OF MY TEAM STAYS HEALTHY? I DON'T THINK THE LEAGUE CAN AFFORD THE KLOWNS KURSE ANYMORE.I HOPE THAT MR. WARNER WILL BE BACK SOON THEN
AND ONLY THEN WILL THE BIG KAHUNA START THE TALL CLIMB TO THE TOP, OR AT LEAST I CAN HOPE FOR A .500 SEASON.
re: BE PREPARED FOR THE MOST UNBELIEVEABLE COMEBACK
by: Vegas Corruption (richsams1) Nov 3, 3:02 am CST
Climb back to the top of what? The shit pile? That should be an easy task with the likes of McKay and the soon to be joining you Inbreds to compete with.
Congratulations on having the third pick next year.....
KLOWNS KOMEBACK
by: KAHUNAS KLOWNS (chrismenor) Nov 5, 10:44 pm CST
YOULL BE SORRY WHEN I AM KING.SEND IN THE KLOWNS.....
Hot off the wire: Klowns Owner Committed
by: Vegas Corruption (richsams1) Nov 7, 11:11 pm CST
Kahuna’s Klowns owner Chris “The Big Kahuna” Menor of the ExFL has reportedly been involuntarily committed into an undisclosed Californian maximum
security mental evaluation facility. After making several grandiose claims of his teams superiority in the ExFL, Menor reportedly snapped into an uncontrollable rage when team officials attempted to inform him that
the Klowns were the worst team in the league.... again.
“Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt,” was the only response one ExFL official made when asked about Menor’s condition.
“We have a similar case with another owner in the league, the Inbreds Jay Zurfluh,” explained the official. “Once Zurfluh realizes that Cowboys fans do not have
the mental capabilities to maintain a first place position in the standings, he’ll come crashing back to Earth in a pathetic display of remorse and sorrow. We have a comfortable jacket and padded room waiting for
him down the hall from Menor when he finally does.”
In other ExFL news... Corruption owner Rich Samuels has informed league officials that his ticker tape parade on Fremont Street after winning the league
championship will be on the first Tuesday following his teams victory in ExFL Bowl II.
Corruption to get spanked again...
by: Lavale Tailspankers (eaglesfan30) Nov 7, 11:34 pm CST
...um, thats all I have to say.
Sorry, Im tired.
Thanks, Bill
Ahhhh...the Corruption...
by: Lavale Tailspankers (eaglesfan30) Nov 12, 6:47 pm CST
...the comic relief of our league. Those hucksters held a huge lead going into Monday night & the mighty Tailspankers responded by putting up 89 pts.
Does everyone agree that next weeks match-up between the Whitebreads & the Tailspankers is officially the championship game, or do sopme of you guys still
have grandious dreams of coming back?
Thanks for all of your support this season...I do it all for the fans.
Thanks, Bill
a moment of silence please....
by: Vegas Corruption (richsams1) Nov 18, 12:28 am CST
...in respect to the incredible performance the greatest quarterback to ever live, Donovan McNabb, put on for four quarters today while hobbling on a broken
ankle sustained on the first drive of the game....
...thank you.
Sorry Ed. Drew Brees aint gonna get ya to the playoffs. You had a nice run. Better luck next year.
Sorry......
by: Taylor Tit Twisters (buckbennett22) Nov 18, 5:40 pm CST
I farted during your little moment of silence....in true Eagles tradition, all I can say is...."TOO BAD THEY DIDN'T BREAK BOTH OF HIS FUCKIN
ANKLES!!!!!" Thank you for your support
son of a.....
by: Vegas Corruption (richsams1) Nov 19, 9:42 am CST
You should be absolutely ashamed of yourself Merlavage. How the hell can you live with yourself letting a Jerruh-Leptic come back and beat you by one point? The
entire league was counting on you. You let us down.
Guess the Corruption are gonna have to take care of business in the playoffs. Do I have to do everything around here?
On another note.... how bout them Bears Mr. Garrison?
Re: son of a......
by: Taylor Tit Twisters (buckbennett22) Nov 19, 9:04 pm CST
BITE MY BLUE AND ORANGE ASS MR SAMUELS!!!!!
I got screwed!!!!
by: Lavale Tailspankers (eaglesfan30) Nov 20, 4:58 pm CST
...on my prom night, but jeez that was about 16 years ago or something. I'm glad I have you guys to hang around with...us guys that can't score with chicks gotta stick together.
As for the Inbreds...they suck. The Corruption sucks & this entire league sucks. Well, not really...I guess this league is fun...but I'm not sure what
happened this week. My team is so good, I'm not sure how we lost.
Thanks for all of your support this season.
Bill
re: I got screwed!!!
by: Vegas Corruption (richsams1) Nov 20, 8:17 pm CST
...I'm kinda taken back by this whole prom night thing. You got screwed on prom night? Damn. Now I'm totally bummed. That's a helluva lot further than I ever
got. In fact... I'd be willing to bet you're the ONLY member of this league that got any action on prom night.
Well... maybe except for the Doc. Of course, they may not have invented prom night yet back when he was in high school. Hell... I'm not even sure high school was
around yet...
Prom Night
by: puppy posse (cdog89108) Nov 21, 9:54 pm CST
As a matter of fact, I did get laid on prom night. May 1967. My parents were at the Lake of the Ozarks. I took her to my house and screwed her on my baby blue
sheets. It was great except for the fact that there was a big faded cum stain that never came out of the sheets. By the way, my mother never asked about that cum stain. Later, Doc
The Stained Blue Sheets...
by: Lavale Tailspankers (eaglesfan30) Nov 22, 6:37 am CST
...I think I found a new name for my Fantasy Football team next season.
...by the way, how'd you end up staining the sheets, did you blow a nut in your hand or something? You know, girls have a few holes that you can deposit that
stuff in...or so I hear.
Thanks, Bill
You guys....
by: Vegas Corruption (richsams1) Nov 22, 11:03 pm CST
...make me violently sick.
Although, as much as I hate to admit being on the same wavelenth as Waldo... I was wondering the same thing about the logistics of that sheet deposit. What the
hell's up with that?
What's up with that????
by: Taylor Tit Twisters (buckbennett22) Nov 23, 4:33 am CST
some of us are more of a gentleman than you crass little shits that live for your fantasy football teams....but then again, I guess you had to be raised with a
shred of descency to know that you don't always come inside of a lady....specially not while she's got her lips wrapped around another guys hoodiehoo.....right doc????
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