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When's the draft in this damn league?
by: Lavale Tailgaters (eaglesfan30) Aug 14, 6:27 pm CDT
Yeah, you heard me...when's the draft?
Thanks, Bill
Pipe down over there Mr. Bill...
by: Vegas Corruption (richsams1) Aug 16, 12:34 am CDT
...we're waiting for the last one of our mentally challenged owners to figure out how to sign onto his computer and get his team set up. You must be patient with
him... he's our only Cowboys fan this season, and a recovering Jerruh-Leptic.
I'll send out an email once he gets his sheet together to let everyone know when the draft is gonna be. Most likely we'll do it during the week right after the
last preseason game to give everyone a chance to rank their players and remove the injured ones.
(Bill, you're not dealing with the brightest bunch here like in the newsgroup. Don't tell anyone, but I'm setting you up as odds on favorite to win our second
ExFL championship. Of course this means you'll be the most hated one in here. Just ask McKay about that. His team is F-Nyman.)
For a quick refresher course on what happened last year, everyone can visit the ExFL home page on Section118.com. Click the ExFL logo near the
bottom of the page.
Thanks for the info...
by: Lavale Tailgaters (eaglesfan30) Aug 17, 12:25 pm CDT
My head is still spinning from the last online draft that I participated in. What started out looking like an evening of fun entertainment turned into a week of
sleepless nights. I grew a beard, my grass needs cut & my eyeballs are bloodshot from checking the computer every 3 minutes to see if it was my pick yet.
Thanks again...
Bill (probably better known as the goofy looking guy in the Buddy Holly glasses in those stupid Minnie Mac pics that you're always taking!!)
Bill...
by: Vegas Corruption (richsams1) Aug 18, 2:33 am CDT
I'm not sure what you're talking about when you refer to that goofy looking guy in the Mini-Mac pictures. But I can relate to being in a draft that seemed to
last forever. I was recently in a similar one also. Everything would have went smoothly if it weren't for this one know-it-all guy berating the other members for each one of their selections. We're gonna pay him
back though. The fool was asanine enough to post his phone number on the league bulletin board. You've any idea the amount of evil deeds that can be accomplished with the knowledge of one individuals phone number?
That dude is in for a world of pain and suffering and doesn't even know it...
Interesting
by: Lavale Tailspankers (eaglesfan30) Aug 26, 8:51 pm CDT
I've never been in a league where we wait until week #7 to finally draft. This should be interesting.
Thanks for taking the time to read this...I've signed you all up for my hourly newsletter.
Thanks, Bill
New Commissioner's Note
by: Vegas Corruption (richsams1) Aug 28, 7:19 pm CDT
DRAFT DATE SET.
Sunday, September 1st will be the last day for everyone to rank their players. At 8:00pm Pacific, I will switch our draft status on Yahoo to "Ready".
When Yahoo's server starts drafting our players after that is anyone's guess. Good luck losers...
Draft Order
by: Vegas Corruption (richsams1) Aug 28, 11:23 pm CDT
The draft order will go by our final rankings last season, with the worst picking first and so on. Since Bill and his Tailspankers have been such a literal pain
in the ass, he will have the honor of picking last. That and the fact that he's the rookie in this league. We could have been courteous to the new guy and let him go first, but courtesy is not something you'll be
seeing around here this season. Tough luck Waldo...
Even though Jay Zurfluh and his Inbreds won our first Jerry Jones "Let me control the draft" Award for being the worst team in the league last season,
he was actually tied with Kahuna's Klowns for worst record. We decided to give the Klowns first pick this season because Jay is a Cowboys fan.
We were forced to contract three teams that were not meeting their fiscal objectives last season. So with the addition of the Tailspankers, we will only have 10
this year. Here is this years draft order with team, points behind first place last season in parenthesis, and owners name:
1. Kahuna's Klowns (451) - Chris "The Big Kahuna" Menor
2. The Inbreds (333) - Jay "My Brother-In-Law Sucks Cock" Zurfluh
3. Taylor Tit Twisters (294)- Andy "Double Wide Dream" Garrison
4. F-Nyman (prev. The Hot Air Balloons) (285) - Jim "Gay" McKay
5. Delbert's Dogs (273) - Bryan "When's the Season Start" Booth
6. Vegas Corruption (262) - Rich "The Greatest Commissioner on Earth" Samuels
7. Ed's Isuzu Amigos (47 - first round loss in playoffs) - Ed "Schottenheimer" Samuels
8. The Puppy Posse (146 - lost in championship) - C.E. "The Doc" Ricketts
9. German Blitzkrieg (prev. The Lone Star Assault)(Defending ExFL Champion)- "The Major" Ross Allyn Brown
10. Lavale Tailspankers (rookie) - Bill "Does McKay have a Boyfriend" Merlavage
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Order of the draft reverses after each round. Tailspankings will have first pick in Round 2, and so on...
I'm shooting for Friday night to have the new ExFL web site up. I know you are all dieing to show your friends at work that you belong to the greatest league on
Earth. Have patience you whores....
Good luck with the draft, and may the best team win (unless it's someone else than the Corruption).
You bastard...
by: Lavale Tailspankers (eaglesfan30) Aug 29, 8:57 pm CDT
I'd like to thank you for the friendly welcome to the league. You can try to stack the deck against me, but from reading the website from last year, I don't
think I should have any problems.
By the way, do you really have 8 other friends or were those just a bunch of dummy names that you used to lure me here in some sick internet porn scam. I
received your E-mail, and I'll send you pics that you requested in those specific poses (I still have to rent the Little Bo Peep costume), but I just want to make sure that everyone else got the same E-mail. I don't
see why I have to do all that weird stuff just to be in your league.
...oh, and DOES Jim McKay have a boyfriend?
Thanks in advance,
Waldo...um, I mean Bill
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