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...:: punt people off of AOL ::...
Bwahahaha! evil laugh!
What we have here is so hardcore that if Steve Case could read it, he would totally
cream and crap his pants all at once then stir them together and slurp them through a
straw. It is the ultimate tool in the AOL terrorists toolkit.
Now you can be David and battle the evil media Goliath of AOL by kicking people off
of their service (temporarily). Yes, by punting unsuspecting AOLers offline, you will
be doing this country a service of BIBLICAL PROPORTION by bringing discredit to a media
monopoly, possibly assisting a few mongoloids in the process in realizing they'd be better
off at Earthlink or some other less diabolical and/or dastardly ISP.
LOL yeah right. This is just good wholesome highly-satanic phun for you to have
on AOL. You pay $23 a month, you've earned it. And if you're on a free trial, you haven't
earned it, which should make it even sweeter. And by sweet I mean TOTALLY KWAZY! Keep reading
you dirty little scamp I promise this will be enjoyable as evil can be...
Remember AOL Punters? In case you don't, here's the gist of it... back in the day there
were programs you could download that basically let you kick other members off of AOL.
Imagine how much anti-social fun it was, being able to enter a chatroom of 20 people
and kick every last one of them offline in one fell swoop.
Then one day AOL was like "OMFG we must take care of these problemz or we will lose memberz"
so they initiated something called "rate limits" in chatrooms, and the punters ceased to werk.
Former Goonie Steve Case busted all over the monopoly man's monacle and all was well in
the land of America Online.
But now a dark shadow has been cast across the land of middle earth, as Neck Neck Inc.,
the purveyor of chocolate-dipped OxyContin confectionary delights, has unveiled his ultimate
evil... dun dun DUNNNNN... a WEBPAGE THAT KICKS PEOPLE OFF OF AOL.
So alls you gots to do is send people to it and FWA-PINGGGG "Goodbye!" they are offline.
Here is the link for you to cut & paste and send to millions upon millions of people...
http://www.geocities.com/escapetwice/r3sid3nt3vil.html
And in case you wanna try it out on yourself first... well, just click
HERE.
If you wanna know how it works, it just sends the target to 25 chatrooms really really fast,
causing them to violate AOL's rate limits and get logged off. It's so simple nobody else
thought of it. So simple and so stupid. Forgot that last part.
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