Which OxyContin are you?

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Which of the following "elements" best fits you?

Fire
Water
Air
Æther

If you weren't filling this out right now, which of the following would you most likely be doing?

Studying or working
Trying to poop
Looking at porn... it's healthy!
Sleeping

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What do you think I should do with this dead body?

I'm calling the cops!
Hide it in the crawlspace, nobody ever goes in there.
You're sick dude
Soak it in warm water, then get to know it a little better.

Do you have anything else to say?

When I try to poop, it hurts!
Is this over yet?
I like fresh milk.
If I had a social life, I wouldn't be doing this right now.

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