Friends, this is the page where the insanity shall thus begineth. Have you ever been so bored that you just wanted to poke a fork in your eye? Just for kicks? Well sir, when my friends and I are bored we get-together via AOL Instant Messanger and have ourselve a good old time. Well, crazy old time. Gah, whatever. Alas, here is what we have conjured up during those long, boring, early morning hours...
AHAHAHA IT'S DAVID DUCHOVNY WITH A MULLET!!!!