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What NOT To Do On A First Date

Okay okay, we all know the horrors of first dates. What to wear, how will I do my hair, will he like me? Blah blah blah blah BLAH! Ugh, too much stress! Welp, you also need to know how to act. I mean, if ya say or do certain things, it'll surely turn the guy off. Then he won't want anything to do with you. UT OH! (And btw this was spawned from another hyperactive chat in The Corner.) How can we prevent it? By just NOT DOING the following...

DO NOT:

approach a guy with this classic pick up line, 'I, uh, think Nintendo's, uh cool and stuff...'

pick your nose.

show him the tatoo in "that" place.

eat chicken fingers with your hands.

go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. (Unless of course you have some sort of..."problem" in which case you should consult your doctor immediately.)

DO NOT ASK HIM:

"Wanna have some cyber sex?"

if he wants some of your banaka, chances are, he has his own.

"boxers or briefs".

"do you have 13 toes? Well I do..."

"Do you mind if i eat your food too? I'm kinda hungry."

if he owns a dog, and if he says he doesn't, don't ask "Oh you ate yours too?"

DO NOT SAY:

"I can't eat tonite, I'm on a no food diet."

(if he makes dinner for you) "Uh, I believe I ordered the spaghetti, you idiot."

Pick your nose then say "Appetizers!"

"So, when should we get together again to plan the wedding?"

"My life is like a big metaphorical drain, and you're the clog that's keeping the water of my soul from reaching it's destiny...More cheese fries?"

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