I know what you're thinking...Dear God, I AM NOT A QUINN!!!!!! Welp, sorry to
disapoint you, but you may perhaps be quite a bit more Quinnish than you'd like. This is
a simple, painless test that will determine YOUR measure of Quinn-ness. Like, GOOD
LUCK!<
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Questions:
1.) What is the square root of
16? a.) 18 b.) 4 c.) Uck, you think I pay attention in Geography
Class?
2.) What is the capital of Illinois? a.) Springfield b.) Chicago c.)
Hello, Illinois is a state!
3.) One fish, two fish, red fish _____ ? a.) gold
fish b.) blue fish c.) FISH?! Ew, GROSS!
Pick One:
4.) a.)
cotton or b.) polyester 5.) a.) Pink Floyd or b.) *N Sync 6.) a.) coral or b.)
teal 7.) a.) shopping or b.) studying
True or False:
8.) The
purple Teletubbie is indeed gay. a.) True b.)False c.) What kind of a loser
would watch that show?
9.) Livin' La Vida Loca is the best song ever written. a.)
True b.) False c.) Who cares, Ricky Martin is HOT!
10.) Was this test intensly
strenuous on your limited brain capacity? a.) No, I'm not that stupid. b.) Say
whaa? c.) *pish* Whatever!
Congrats and good tidings. You seem to be a smart, well rounded person with common
sense. It's calming to know there are people such as you to keep the lower life forms in their place.
21-14...You're almost a
Quinn!
Better watch your step! One more credit card loan and a ride to the
nearest Abercrombie and Fitch store could push you over the edge. Yet I think you're in
pretty good shape. You may not know all the facts but you sure aren't shallow enough to
be a Quinn. Just keep a look out for how many times you check your hair in the
mirror.
13 or Lower...Forget it kid. You're gone.
Like, HELLO?!?!
Are you just totally dense? Can I get a hammer and bash in your worthless non-working
brain? How do you sleep at night? HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO KEEP YOUR FRIENDS?!?!
Are they all like you? It's funny, I didn't think the world had THAT many idiots in it. Now I
know never to underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
**********
~Goin' Kirschke~
If you're ever feeling down and out, you just don't have enough energy, life is way too serious and you have shoulder length hair...Put it in a high pony tail, and all your problems will be solved. It's called... "Instant Spunk" and/or "Goin' Kirschke". Use this method to instantly become a brainwashed Pom Pon Girl with no worries and a rich boyfriend. Then giggle. A lot.
