Lines To Threaten Your Kids With

*If you don't shut your face, you'll soon be talking out of your ass... literally.

*Ahh trying to resist are we? Hah, well, YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOU'RE THE CHILD OF SATAN! *demonic cackle*

*Well you're just begging for the cat-o-nine-tails aren't you?

*Have I ever told you the story of the boy who didn't make it through highschool? No? Well let me ILLUSTRATE--

*Give me crap... die!

*That's it, don't make me get the dog!

*Don't make me get the cop.

*Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.

*That's it, I'm putting you up for adoption!

*One more stunt like that, and it's medical experiments for the lot of you.

*That's it, I've had enough of your back talking. You've forced me to force you to wax my back. Get to it raped pig!

*All the other raped pig combinations you can think of. (DREE!!)

****Thanks Dree, Carly and Amanda! More to come, and they'll get better don't worry.