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| D.P. Volume I |
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| Smack!!! |
| Huh? What was that smack sound? That was the sound of people jaws hitting the floor after they watched the Dork Productions' Volume I movie. Is it that good? Yes it is. But if that isn't enough to convince you, here is famous movie actor Tom Hanks. |
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| Hehehe, that crazy Tom Hanks cracks me up. And this is what he personally told me on a conversation over the phone: |
| Tom Hanks: Yoyo, wassabi, foo? Me: Oh, nothing much, Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks: Yo, I just finished watchin' that aesome movie you guys made at Dork Productions. I laughed soooo hard that I peed my pants multiple times. Me: Really now? Tom Hanks: That movie is much better than anything I've ever been in. I mean, I thought my role in Cast Away was good, but after watching your guy's acting...I was just like "Whoa, why can't I act like that?" Me: ...Thanks.... Tom Hanks: And those were just simply the best plots I'd ever heard in my whoooole life. If this movie was released in the movie theatres, it would make millions. And now that I think about it, my latest movie, "Road to Perdition," sucked bad. Me: Um.... Tom Hanks: Can I smell your feet? |
| I hung up right there. |
| So, what exactly comes in this movie package? |
| Dork Productions' Volume I contains The Organ Project, the Oatmeal Project, The Adventures of Trashman and Trashboy, and Office Space 2, and has a total running time of about forty to fifty minutes. Sweet, eh? Eh. |
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