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| Trashman and Trashboy are the coolest and awesomest super heroes ever. They travel the world fighting evil fiends and people that charge too much for a cup of Dippin' Dots. That's why everybody loves them. |
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| There are our heroes to the left. Don't they look super? They sure do, they sure do. So what exactly are their powers? Well, their powers remain a mystery to us silly mortals, but they are no doubt super awesome. That's why People magazine and Entertainment Weekly voted them the best super heroes in the world in 2001. They are the best ever! |
| The first of many Trashman and Trashboy movies are coming soon! |
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| Adventure One: The Wrath of Sir Sits-a-lot |
| News repoter Jack Creaman goes to Trashman and Trashboy's headquartes for and interview with the heroes...but little does he know somebody else is coming too. The interview goes pretty well, until the chair Trashman is sitting on starts moving and flying in the air. Soon they all realize that it's just not a chair he was sitting on, but Sir Sits-a-lot, the Trash duo's greatest enemy. Before Sits-a-lot can do any damage, Trashman and Trashboy start beating him up and headbutting him to death. But despite their efforts, the chair gets away yelling "You may have won the battle, but you haven't won the war." Could this mean Sir Sits-a-lot may be plotting a super evil scheme? Probably not, but that'd be pretty cool if he was. |