In this place you can request a project for us to do, you can give us some good ideas,ask any questions you would like to...ask...and read some pending requests made by other people.
There's so many requests coming in these days, that I've decided to just just pick the best ones and throw the other ones out. So if you send in a request and it doesn't get put on, try again.
Oh yes, and to the right of me is my younger brother, Fizz. Everybody say hi!
Response: Sorry, I had to take out the website address. I didn't want to be providing them with more traffic. But I will tell you that so far the website isn't that good.
4/29 - "I have made a wonderful comic. its about a blind guy. jack f u know what im talking bout. u guys should see it."
Response: I'll take a little looksie at it, if you want.
4/29 - "OMG, your pokemon thing was so gross....but i hate to admit it was hilarious"
Response: Thank you for that feedback. I had actually made that Pokemon Adventure about a year ago for another site, but I decided to display it on this one also. You may consider that the fact of the day.
4/29 - "Hey, I had no idea Jack's body was so buff! (see pic in bio)"
Response: Yeah, you learn new things everyday.
4/29 - "...What do you think about dwarf hamsters?"
Response: Oh my God I hate those things! They're all really small and that really freaks me out, and then they eat their own babies! What is wrong with those things?!?!
4/29 - "mmmbodawedge"
Response: I am afraid I do not understand the words coming out of your mouth.
4/29 - "Did you know there is an all new company called "The All Powerful Productions"? TAPP kicks butt"
Response: Hehe, nice. But keep in mind, if this company really exists, you are all going down, my Conrad.
4/29 - "Woohoo! Pickle Productions just got a brand new camcorder!"
Response: Yeah, wow...that's...great...
429 - "I love it when ppl are funny"
Response: I know, isn't that great? Ah, good times, good times.
4/29 - "abcdefghijklmnop...qrs...tuv...wx..y...z now i know my abc's next time wont you sing with me"
Response: *Buzz* *Buzz* Aaaaagh, the Lame-o-tron just went off! It looks like it's about to explode! Everybody run!
4/29 - " nathan has a g/f shut up"
Response: I apologize, You are right. I talked to her a couple days ago. I guess the mistake is on my end.
4/29 - "b"
Response: C
- "4/29 - "i like watermelon....do you?.... and....and ....cheese!!!!! its the best.......do you like cheese?"
Response:.....Sure....yeah....I like cheese.....sometimes.....not by itself though....
4/25 - "Smart Productions Sucks!!!!"
Response: That they do, that they do. Hey, I've got a little joke for you: What does Smart Productions and a Hoover vaccuum have in common? They both suck! Hahahahahaahaha! I'm a freakin' comedian here.
4/25 - "And Pickle Productions website is in the making...just wait"
Response: I'll be right here...waiting...watching...spying...
4/25 - "Ok...only half are insane....my resources say three fourths"
Response: You're 'resources', eh? Sounds pretty suspicious...I think you're an undercover cop. ....Damn, I forgot what I was gonna say. I hate it when that happens...
4/25 - "I've been making movies since I was 8 and if you guys think you're the only people who like filming...your insane!"
Response: I assume this is in response to the current page of the month. I think you've got the wrong idea. I never once stated that D.P. have the only people in the world that like to make movies. I just said that they copied us by...well you know...making companies and all. Let's put it this way: If Dork Productions had never formed, neither would these other companies. And only half of us are insane.
4/25 - "Nathan wants to be your hitman. And to be on your site more."
Response: I'll believe it when he tells me.
4/25 - "I want to see Smart Productions and um Pickle w/e so how can i?"
Response: I'm sorry to say that you will not find a link to Smart Productions anywhere on this website. Just ask some people and they'll probably tell you. As for Pickle Productions, I don't think they have a website.
4/25 - "what the hell is that person talking about nathan doesn't have a girlfriend"
Response: Yes, I was wondering the same thing.
4/24 - "OK WAIT a minute here mr. u said that ALL the D.P. guys r n special class but wat about Mike and Jack F. and Eric Huh?!?!"
Response: You, my good sir, are a moron. It clearly says, and I quote, 'over half the members in D.P. are in Gifted classes.' You read it wrong. And I can also tell by your request that you are indeed in some "special" classes. Good day.
4/24 - "Jack.U said that it's not easy to get into DP then how n the world did Jack G. get in?"
Response: He was at the right place at the right time.
4/24 - "Don't u think with all these girls makeing "S.P." and "P.P." that u will lose some of your business?"
Response: No, actually. I am not worried about that.
4/24 - "you know why so many copycats are comming up....caus you have no hit-man"
Response: Maybe you're right. Infact, I think you are. I'll make note of this.
4/24 - "EVEN ASK NATHAN ABOUT HIS G/F"
Response: I really, really hate it when people type in all caps. I feel like beating someone up now. I'll just take my anger out of Jack F.
4/24 - "are you making a movie called resevoir and if so whats if about?"
Response: Yes we are. That is all I'm allowed to say.
4/24 - "no, i wasn't perverted but now i know what your always thinking about. infact, i wasn't talking about anything of that sort"
Response: Oh yeah? What am I thinking rrrrrright now?
4/22 - "this time it didn't take quite as long but still! long enough......in fact too long"
Response: What the crap are you talking about? It better not be what I think, you sick pervert.
4/22 - "Jack? Look, I just wanted to tell you that I got the pregnancy tests back. Honey, you're going to be a daddy."
Response: Let's call it Jason if it's a boy or Sarah if it's a girl. Except we'll spell Sarah like 'Sairhah' to make it look more unique.
4/22 - "you guys have wayyyyy to much time on your hands"
Response: Eh, yeah.
4/22 - "what is half mile about"
Response: Go check out the Half Mile page. I updated it with new information.
4/22 - "you guys ever think about ur future with DP, like going further and purchasing actual equipment and really goin somewhere with this?"
Response: No, not really. I think we're lucky that we even got this far. And I intend to keep D.P. alive until it falls apart.
4/22 - "You know just how bad s.p. is you probably do. I think you should make fun of them more."
Response: The best is yet to come.
4/22 - "How come you say nobody in DP has a g/f.. yes...Nathan does?
Resoonse: I think you lie. I know you lie. And if you want to prove you aren't lying, howabout you tell me a name.
4/22 - "oh, thats a real knee slapper"
Response: Yup. You should see the bruises.
4/15 - "what movie are u guys working on now?"
Response: Finally, a real question. We don't get very many of these. Well, now that Mission Tetris is over, we'll probably start working on Half Mile.
4/15 - "Come on Jack...you do know i was kidding...right?"
Response: You weren't, admit it. Lying will just make me think lower of you.
4/15 - "whats the difference between hitler and a gay guy? a 90 degree angle"
Response: Hehe... that's downright hilarious.
4/15 - "ok i have a joke for you. how do you fit and elephant into a SAVE WAY BAG? you that the F out of WAY"
Response: There is no F'n way...
4/15 - "why did it take him so long?"
Response: Okay...I remembered what you were talking about when I first read your requests, but know I have forgotten. So I'll just say it's because he slipped on a banana peel and broke both his legs.
4/15 - "...and guess what else i love.....you!!!! ....well....not really...but youre a good friend.....yup"
Response: Haha. Me? A good friend? HAHAHA.
4/15 - "i like watermelon......do you? ....and....
and....cheese!!!! its the best......do you like cheese?"
Response: I loooove cheese. Sometimes I melt it in the microwave and chug it down.
4/15 - "whats up with twiz's and fizz's arms? they look retarded!"
Response: Do you have a problem against retarded people? Are you one of those people that wants to wipe all the mentally challenged people off the earth? Well I got news for you: We live in America, okay? And here in America we support retards. So you can just go back to Guatamala or wherever you hippies come from. And....their arms were like that when they were born.
4/15 - "i hate you JACK"
Response: And all this time I thought you liked moe for who I really was. But it was all about my money, wasn't it? Well I got news for you, Miss. Jack does not...ah screw it.
4/15 - "hey tree stump!"
Response: Hey there...you...
4/12 - "Jack, just telling you that I don't love you anymore...."
Response: I now know who you are. I should've known the whole time, it was so obvious. Do you prefer you're bagels dead, or undead?
4/12 - "Awww! Fizz has cute eyes just like his brother!"
Response: Yes he does. They're related, after all.
4/12 - "OMG! YOU MUST DIE JACK!! I HATE YOUUUU!!!"
Response: Is this because of that terrorist picture? You deserve it. You totally copied our website.
4/12 - "How come you never came to play scrabble with us?"
Response: Oops, it just slipped my mind. Maybe next time...eh, probably not. I've lost my interest in Scrabble...I'm more into Checkers now.
4/12 - "...and NO ONE may call jack tree stump but for ME! hear that? o yea, ME. I am the creator of all of our french 3rd hour nicknames!"
Response: ...Psycho..
4/9 - "Haha! Smart Productions is so cooler that Dork Productions!"
Response: Atleadt D.P. doesn't support terrorists. I've got the pictures to prove it.
4/9 - "You should make a movie of you guys beating up jack it would be funny."
Response: Yes, that would be very funny. That is a pretty good idea. Don't be surprised if you see something like that on the site in the next couple of weeks.
4/9 - "i love you"
Response: I'm going to give you the nickname "Offy" because you come here so often.
4/9 - "tell kyle that i love him"
Response: Well, I did exactly what you said. I went up to him and I told him "I love him" and then he punched me in the face.
4/9 - "i win the contest! yay! 4 me! now lets get married............i do"
Response: I don't. Oooooh didn't see that coming did you?
4/9 - "do you know a katy? shes kool...and no thins is not her"
Response: What the hell did you just say? No thins? Whatever. And yes, I do know some Katys.
4/9 - "Kyle Kimura is the sexiest man alive..."
Response: There was more to this request, but I decided to cut it off there. I know this is meant as a joke, but I'm not laughing. And neither is Kyle.
4/9 - "shut up! i love jack more than you ever will...poser"
Response: Now now, name calling won't get you anywhere.
4/9 - "I'm gonna wipe the floor with you, my rival"
Response: Thank goodness. My floor is awfully dirty and it needs to be cleaned.
4/4 - "Yeah i DO wanna turn the loving jack thing more into a contest! Bring it on! You will lose, I promise."
Response: Kyle Kimura bet twenty bucks that you would win...
4/4 - "Guess who I am. "Hey look I'm British Aye Mate."
Response: You'd have to be Ryan Orwig, for he is the only one dumb enough to say something like that.
4/4 - "Fire Chris Ray!!!"
Response: Oh dear God...I thought these requests had stopped, but then out of the blue it comes back. First of all: I am not going to fire Chris just yet, maybe in a month or two, but not right now. Second of all: There's no need to send in the same request five times.
3/31 - "Do you have an Easter date? Of you don't can I be it?"
Response: Sure I guess. But forst I need to know what an Easter date is.
3/31 - "tree stump hahaha ur funny...i guess troll elf isnt much better....or amelialala. well anyways lovin the site keep it up"
Response: Hey thanks. And this site will get better and better each week, don't you worry. I've got some big plans.
3/31 - "kyle is a girl"
Response: That's explains everything...
3/31 - "hey! i talked to you guys last nite on aim"
Response: ...Yeah..I was just...about to say the same thing to you....Yeah, we had good times, didn't we?
3/31 - "We're having a jolly ol' sleepover. Why don't you guys come over and we can play...scrabble"
Response: Oh. My. God. I love Scrabble! I'm always the best at it! It's a gift, really.
3/31 - "Can u unwrap a starburt in your mouth? I Can it takes a lot of talent of course."
Response: Well, yes I can...sorta. The wrapper always ends up turning into a spit-mush ball. Guess I'll just have to practice some more...and one day I'll beat you at it. Muahahaha!
3/30 - "how much are the movies gonna cost?"
Response: You should have been a little more specific. D.P. Volume I costs around five bucks, but you could probably get it for less if you have good negotiating skills. And volume II will probably cost the same. If we have DVDs, then they will cost about seven or eight dollars.
3/30 - "can u throw a starburst in a pocket of a pool table? well guess what!....i can"
Response: You, my friend, posess a gift so powerful that only the gods may speak of it. Use your talent wisely, for the devil may tempt you into using your gift for evil.
3/30 - "bearskin rugs and janetor closets rock!"
Response: That they do....that they do. Spellcheckers are also pretty cool too. You might wanna pick one up sometime.
3/30 - "use the irish soap!"
Response: Kyle needs something more than Irish soap. He needs a soap sooooo powerful that it would burn a normal person's skin off. Say.....that gives me an idea.
3/30 - "Can you do Project Pokon soon?"
Response: Rome wasn't built in a day. It takes a long time to make a masterpiece. Oh, and I haven't started it yet.
3/30 - "Since you won't make Pencilrama as one of the choices can I call him that?"
Response: You can call him whatever you want. But he'll get mad at you, and then you'll have to pay the evil conciquences. Muahahaha! Sorry, I apologize. I couldn't think of anything funny for this one.
3/30 - "hopin and dreamin and wishin and prayin and after u do u will be his....-good song"
Response: I wouldn't know good music. All I listen to is Cher, apparently.
3/30 - "and don't sit back and watch! just as me out"
Response: I don't know who this is...so...um...I kinda can't.
3/30 - "Come on Jack! You know who this is! I'm not that hard to figure out"
Response: You are hard to figure out. You're like a big math problem for crying out loud.
3/27 - "Does kyle have a gf?"
Response: Let me refrase the question: Is the earth flat? Ah ha, that's what I thought.
3/27 - "why do you guys do this movie thing?"
Response: To quote a line from Mission Tetris: "Because we can, can, can."
3/27 - "AHHHH!!!! RUN!!!"
Response: You run ahead...and I'll follow you...
3/27 - "Cut your wrists....just do it. Your parents hate you. You have no friends. Just do it. Maybe you could make it into a movie or something....now that I would buy."
Response: That wasn't funny...that was just mean. And we already made a movie like that. Every wonder why Jack Grier doesn't work for us anymore?
3/27 - "i havent told you guys the good news yet!! ITS A BOY!!!! ok well thats about it merry easter."
Response: ....What the **** was that?
3/27 - "hey jack! guess what!?!?!?! i'm phat!!!!!!!"
Response: Hehe. Or you if you were Jack Grier you would be "phired."
3/27 - "owie...my foot hurts"
Response: Sorry about that. Yeah, yeah...I'm a bad dancer...so what?
3/27 - "ok, you wanna turn this into a contest? Bring it on! How long have you known jack, I've known him longer!"
Response: Ooo, they're fighting over me. I'll just sit back and watch.
3/23 - "can you feel the love tonight?"
Response: No, unfortunately. I was just in a horrible accident and I am temporarily numb below the neck,
3/23 - "just so you other jack luvers know, you have no chance, i've loved him 4 ever."
Response: Oooo, feisty.
3/23 - "lets go hot tubing!"
Response: I'll bring the fruit cocktails.
3/23 - "MUAHAHAHA! I no have all the information needed to find you and KILL you! MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!"
Response: I have to deal with murderers like you everyday of my life. I know how to deal with people like you so...if I were you...I would just walk away.
3/23 - "do you like spaghettios?"
Response: Mmmmm. Yes, yes I do. I don't even cook 'em. I just open up a can and start drinking.
3/23 - "three? no way"
Response: Yes way. Well...it's more like maybe way. Or...eh..one way. It doesn't really matter.
3/23 - "ok thanks"
Response: I said no. NOOO.
3/23 - ''can i stalk you?"
Response: No, I've aready got three stalkers. It's getting kind of scary. I told Paul to go away but he leeps coming back.
3/23 - "awww how said that miss pretty pretty was your one and only true love...since it was a pen! hhahahahaha"
Response: You have hurt me. Deeply.
3/23 - "I love you even more than the person who said they love you even more!"
Response: Hey thanks...it seems to be turning into a contest now.
3/22 - "who is miss pretty pretty?"
Response: *sigh* She was my one and only true love.
3/22 - "hahahahhahahah...hahahah...haha...whew!"
Response: What's so funny?!? It's me, isn't it? Do I have something on my face? Oh my God, I do, don't I?! Aggh! I feel so stupid now. Why! Why is it always me?!?
3/22 - "i love you even more!"
Response: Even more!?!? Wow, that's a lot of love.
3/22 - "i guess there's two girls that love you jack......cause im one too"
Response: Maybe even three...
3/22 - "Micheal B. is cool!"
Response: I'm guessing Mike sent this request in, too. Funny how things work.
3/22 - "Guess who?"
Response: I dunno. Who? And you'd better not say chicken poo...cause that makes me mad.
3/22 - "Guess what?"
Response: I dunno. What? And you'd better not say chicken butt...cause that makes me mad.
3/22 - "wats up?"
Response: Nothin much, G.
3/22 - "are you gay? jw"
Response: No, no I am not. Um...thanks for asking...I guess...
3/22 - "I love you Jack!!! (im still not a man)"
Response: Okay, maybe you were never a man to begin with. Anyways...uh...thanks.....
3/22 - "I'm not a man!!!!"
Response: Well, you used to be one. Didn't you?
3/22 - "just 4 ur information, jack f. had a girlfriend, but she dumped him for the muffin man, so he's all alone now"
Response: Hehe. This is funny. Because that means some girls would rather go out with a man that doesn't exist than go out with Jack Ferguson. Haha.
3/22 - "just great!!!!! my hoshury is bunching!!!!!!!!..."
Response: Whoa there. Too much information... That's the kind of thing you keep to yourself.
3/22 - "I LOVE YOU JACK"
Response: Love you too.
3/22 - "i'm writing a song for jack...but i can't post it or you will know who i am"
Response: Fine...I didn't want to read it anyway.
3/22 - "just to let you know, im not gonna tell you who this is"
Response: Ah, I see. You're keeping us all in suspense. That's the oldest trick in the book.
3/22 - "Can I have a dollar, you dirty movie erasing, virus sending loser?"
Response: No, you cannot have a dollar. And to clear this up: I have never erased a movie. And I only sent a virus one or two times, but that's it.
3/22 - "im serious jack! my friend is pretty!!! haha, those are so funny. I wonder who keeps sending them in. Dont you? Whoever is sending these in needs to tell us who you are or you will be banned."
Response: Ban her? Nah, then I wouldn't get any more of those messages. But yes, I think we are all curios at to who she is.
3/22 - "but really ill do anything.....ANYTHING. anything your mind could imagine. anything it could twistiddly possibly come up with. for real i will. call me sometime-HIRE ME-6488888."
Response: Hehe. Hehehehe. Howabout...nevermind. And I'm pretty sure that phone number is Pizza Hut's.
Response: 3/21 - "kyle is a dirty mexican haki sack stealer and he should die!!! >:) ha ha ha ha"
Response: Actuallt he's Chinese....or...wait... he's Japanese. Or Canadian. I can't remember. But either way, he's dirty.
3/21 - "do you think some people obsess over this request page?"
Response: Yes, yes I do. That is all I have to say about this matter.
3/21 - "micah is as fun as a barrel of monkeys!"
Response: That he is...that he is. You know, I've got a very funny stort about Micah and monkeys. ....Yeah..
3/21 - "Kiss my balls" From Zander Harlan
Response: Eh...no thanks. Hey look! Twiz has something to say!
3/21 - "HEY! Maybe you should think about animation? just a suggestion"
Response: We have thought about this. And we a experimenting with this. You might see something of the animation sort...sometime...
3/21 - "Thank you! You really thought the whole kyle is hot....not thing was funny? cool! I love you guys!"
Response: I love you too, man! Well yes, I found it funny for many reasons which I will not state. And...you're welcome.
3/21 - "Youre such a blonde, Jack"
Response: ...Well...when you think about it....is that really a bad thing?
3/21 - "you think twiz is sexy, i think jack b. is sexy"
Response: It's a common knowledge that I am, infact, very sexy. Sexy indeed. How does that song go again? Oh yes. I'm...too sexy for my shirt...too sexaaaaay. I'm also to sexy for this request, so I'll end it right......here.
3/21 - "you are SSSO hot"
Response: I know. I was just born this way.
3/21 - "whats under my skirt"
Response: What do you think I am, a mind reader? Well guess what...I'm not. But I'm guessing undergarments of some sort.
3/21 - "ILL VOLUNTEER...im a girl...i will. for real-I WILL. please...ill do anything!"
Response: ...You know...we didn't actually expect any girl to volunteer....because it was just a joke. Yeah...so uh...yeah. I'll get back to you...
3/21 - "i can't wait for school to start...i miss you jack"
Response: ...yeah...Atleast someone cares about me...
Response: Whoa there Twiz..I think you've said enough.
3/20 - "Kyle is sooooooooo*breath*oooooooo hot (not)"
Response: .....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breath*HAHAHAH. Oh my God that is funny. You've made my day.
3/20 - "I LOVE YOU KYLE!!!!!!"
Response: It's too bad he can't say the smae thing to you.
3/20 - "i think twiz is sexy"
Response: Well, you obviously have problems.
3/20 - "Jack already HAS a girl friend. He's going out with his pink pen, miss pretty pretty."
Response: Nah, she left me for that punk Sharpie. My life has never been the same since.
3/20 - "Just to correct a previous question, the only d.p. member that has a girl friend is micah."
Response: He's single. He broke up with her last week or something...of that sort...
3/20 - "what do u think of all the hate messages you get?"
Response: Read the request below.
3/20 - "what do u guys think of all these hate messages? i dont hate you by the way"
Response: Eh, I don't mind them. I think they're funny, actually. It does get a little annoying when the same person sends in twenty repeats.
3/20 - "wats up w/ that?"
Response: Yeeeaaah....um...I'm not going to answer this.
3/20 - "O...micah...ur dead. i want my eraser back!!!"
Response: The fiend! How dare he steal your eraser. You did the right thing in telling me, fellow civilian. I shall triumph over Micah, and thwart his evil deed!
3/20 - "how many videos do you think dp will sell this year?"
Response: Who knows? But with my super mathematic skils and guestimation powers...I'm guessing we'll sell...*holds pinky up to mouth* one million movies. Whahahahaha!
Response: 3/20 - "make out with a girl in ur movie..!"
Response: We are now accepting girl volunteers. You will not be paid...well...you might be paid...but it won't be for the acting.
3/20 - "What am i wearing under my shirt.....?"
Response: Eh....I...don't....know...maybe an undershirt? Or nothing....maybe? I'm not sure.
3/20 - "oh come one, don't act like u dont know who this is"
Response: The funny thing is, I actually don't know who this is. Isn't it funny how things work out? Myabe you should just tell me.
3/20 - "NATHAN HAS A GF HES GOIN OUT WITH DANIELLE"
Response: I don't think he is, actually. I'm sure he's not. I hope this request doesn't start any rumors.
3/14 - "You know, Jack, If you would just ASK ME OUT, you would be the only d.p. member WITH a gf."
Response: Yeah...but it's TOO BAD that I don't know who this is.
3/14 - "Are you going to name Twiz's twin Pencilrama?"
Response: I cannot tell you anything until the contest is over.
3/14 - "I'd like to see a bitch-slap fight containing all members of Dork Productions, thank you."
Response: Sure thing. We'll start working on this after Mission Tetris is done.
3/14 - "Please hang yourselves, you nerds."From Zander
Response: We here at Dork Productions are against suicide. And..uh...actually, I'm not sure what else to write for this request. So, I'll stop right here.
3/14 - "omg, you know the muffin man 2!?!?!?!?!? i absolutely looooove the muffin man!!!!! he is my besterest friend!!"
Response: Mine too. He's everybody's buddy's friend. Except the Muffin Man hates people from Canada, for some unexplained reason.
3/14 - "were you guys in dp ever dropped on ur heads when you were kids?"
Response: I've answered this question before...and the and was no...except for Nathan...he was dropped on his head.
3/14 - "Hey! Shut up! I think Jack has a life...and he is super hot..."
Response: Yeah, that's right! I DO have a life. I'm not sure about that last part, though...but whatever floats your boat.
3/14 - "...are there [any] guys in d.p. with girlfriends?"
Response: Not at the moment.
3/11- "maybe twiz should be a conjoined twin."
Response: He was actually a Siamese twin when he first came out of the womb. But then the doctor took out his almighty papercutter...
3/11 - Request "for you to get a life."
Response: Yeah, I could always use another. You do realize you've sent the same thing in like three or four times. I get the point by now. You might be one of those people with short term memory loss. "Okay, I'll send a request about Jack getting a life. *click* Ah, I sent it in...wait...where was I? Oh yeah, I'll send in a request about Jack getting a life...." And so on and so forth.
3/11 - "Are you getting annoyed?"
Response: Well, sorta. Having the same person send in 12 requests in a row is just a bit too much.
3/11 - "Do you hate me?"
Response: For the most part: Yes, yes I do, you mysterious stranger. Nah, I'm just playing. Let's just be friends. Unless you're one of those weird kids with those glasses. If you are, then I suggest you stay away from me.
3/11 - "So y didn't you let me be in D.P.???? I felt bad...u made me sad..."
Response: Maybe it's 'cause you SUCK. Hahahaha.
3/11 - "I think you're the only one that doesn't have a life except writing stuff for D.P. What a LOSER."
Response: I'm actually a dork. Not a LOSER. I hate it when people get LOSERs and dorks confused.
3/11 - "Do you have a life or do u just sit around answering questions?"
Response: A life? Cool! Where could I download that?
3/11 - "why wouldn't you let me be in Dork Productions??? Jack????"
Response: The answer to your question is in a vault somewhere in Canada. When you find it, we'll talk about your position in the company.
3/11- "why are you guys appeared to be gay?"
Response: Sorry to let you down, but we aren't. Now, go back to grammer school. Not sure why you sent this in either. I guess you thought it was funny at the time.
3/11 - "SO....WHAT IS THE VOTE?????? I WANT TO JOIN BAD!!!!!! - ususl"
Response: Well I got some bad news and some good news. The bad news is you didn't make it. The good news is that is was a quick and easy vote. And you have caps lock on.
3/11 - "Who's your favorite teacher at school?"
Response: Um...eh...I won't say anything. Cause I'm pretty sure some teachers infact DO come to the site. Or that might be an illusion I made up to make myself feel special.
3/11 - "Dont you hate people that say "I Love Cheese". o wait now in ur response ur gonna say i love cheese. am i right? huh? huuuuuhhhhh?"
Response: I love cheese.
3/9 - "so...aaah....how did the vote turn out?-ususl"
Response: Oh. Um....I'll....tell you later..yeah, that's it. I'll tell you later.
3/9 - "i dont want the world to see me because i dont think that theyd understand....i just want you to know who i am"
Response: ....Yeeaaaah...so...uh...you anti-social? I know a good psychiatrist that could fix you right up.
3/9 - "What is your fave d.p. movie? I really liked the Organ Project."
Response: My favorite would have to either Mission Tetris, or the Walking Man. Both are funny in their own, special way.
3/9 - "jack, what did i tell u about that?"
Response: Refresh my memory for me. I can't seem to remember what you're talking about.
3/9 - "Jack, do you realize how funny and witty you are? I love reading these things cuz you always have a good answer."
Response: Ah yes. I am witty, aren't I? I am, perhaps, the wittiest of them all. People who think they are witty cower in fear when I walk by, because they know that I am the king of wittiness. Oh yeah, thank you.
3/9 - "How many videos have you guys sold? (approximation)"
Response: Sorry, not allowed to tell you. It's one of those 'Top Secret' dealies.
3/8 - "Hey Jack! I love DP and everything but I wanted to know if you would go out with my friend..."
Response: I need to know who it is first. For all I know, you're talking about Rosie O'Donell.