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| Jack Ferguson |
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| Full Name: John Blair Ferguson III Height: 5'2''...or so he says Favorite Band: Nada, None, Zippo. He doesn't listen to music. Favorite Movie: Indiana jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark Nickname: J.LO Position in Company: Resource Manager Bio: Jack Ferguson grew up on the prarie with his sister and his two dogs, Katie and Jet. He loved them very dearly. Sadly, during the storm of 1997, he had to eat them to stay alive. But then in the summer of 1996 he moved to the big city and got a job at Dork Productions six years later in 2002. Jack is the main man behind the camera, and hates Spaghettios. When asked why he hates Spaghettios, he told be to go jump off a bridge. He doesn't get paid now. |
| His Work |
| He was in: The Organ Project, the Oatmeal Project, |
| His Current Project |
| Mission Tetris |
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| Worker Events: 2/16 - Jack is in the red. Why? Because he keeps saying he'll do stuff, but doesn't. For example: Yesterday, Jack said he could shoot the movie today. But guess what: He couldn't. He's busy allllll day. Now, having this happen once would be okay. But this has happened countless times. I'm beginning to get angry with him. I asked if he could shoot the movie tomorrow, and he said he could. If he can, then that's great, and he's out of the red. If he can't, he loses a respect point, and it goes to Mike. 2/9 - Jack is demoted. He said we'd be done shooting Mission Tetris by tomorrow, the 10th. He was so sure, that he bet his position in the company on it. Well, he lost. This next part may anger him if he reads it, but I'll type it anyway: It is all Jack's fault we are not done with Mission Tetris. This is the first, and last time, that he'll be the star of one of our movies. 1/30 - Jack lost three respect points for lying. It wasn't even a very good lie. Maybe he'll learn a lesson or two. Hopefully. And he'll probably be demoted on February 10th. |