Full Name: Chris Ray
Height: 5 foot somethin'
Favorite Band: P.O.D.
Nickname: Village Idiot
Position in Company: YOu might be wondereing how he can be the village idiot, when Dork Productions is not a village, or any dwelling of somesort. The truth is, oh look at the time. Gotta run.
Well, I am happy to announce that Chris's dreams have come true. That's right, he was promoted. He is no longer the bottomfeeder, that would be Nathan Roberts. He is now the Dork Productions marketer, or something like that. Anyway, the point is, he is no longer the loest position in the company.
Bio: Chris ray was born somwhere in the United States...or in Mexico. I'm not quite sure. Anyway, he grew up in a big house, and did some cool stuff. It was about that time all of us here at Dork Productions offered him a position at our company. And he has hair. Or it might be a wig.
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