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| Jack Grier |
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| Full Name: John Gier Height: he wasn't willing to tell me...so i'll just say he's really short. Favorite Band: He wasn't willing to tell me this either...so I'll just say that he likesThe Waitresses Nickname: Jackylanne or something like that. Position in Company: Rich Lawyer...soon to be fired because he doesn't do anything. Bio: The bio that Jack sent me sucked...so I'll just make it up. Jack was born in Utah, and then moved to Canada where he went to school. Finally, he moved back to the states and got a job at the D.P. But he's a slacker and we'll probably fire him. |
| Jack was not willing to submit a picture...so this is one I drew of his a coupla minutes ago. Pretty nice, eh? |
| He's Fired |
| Jack G. was fired because he didn't do squat, and that is a perfectly good reason for getting fired. So mark my words all other Dork Productions employees, you'd better do something, or you might end up like or ol' friend Jack here. |
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| Jack was replaced by Ted the Monkey. |