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Your Momma's so Ugly
Your
momma's so ugly,
when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Your
momma's so ugly,
she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Your
momma's so ugly,
just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her
father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Your
momma's so ugly,
they push her face into dough to make cookies.
Your
momma's so ugly,
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Your
momma's so ugly,
they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
Your
momma's so ugly,
instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her
neck
Your
momma's so ugly,
when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Your
momma's so ugly,
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Your
momma's so ugly,
her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Your
momma's so ugly,
the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Your
momma's so ugly,
they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Your
momma's so ugly,
she made an onion cry.
Your
momma's so ugly,
when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Your
momma's so ugly,
when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!
Your
momma's so ugly,
even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Your
momma's so ugly,
on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!
Your
momma's so ugly,
she turned Medusa to stone!
Your
momma's so ugly,
people go as her to Halloween parties.
Your momma's
so ugly,
I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Your momma's so ugly,
that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her
goodbye.