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Your
Momma's so Fat
Your
momma's so fat,
she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
Your
momma's so fat,
when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
Your
momma's so fat,
the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Your
momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
Your
momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock
Your
momma's so fat,
when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate
Your
momma's so fat,
at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"
Your
momma's so fat,
when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
Your
momma's so fat,
when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
Your
momma's so fat,
when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
Your
momma's so fat,
when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
Your
momma's so fat,
she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
Your
momma's so fat,
she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
Your
momma's so fat,
when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines
biggest jet.
Your
momma's so fat,
Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
Your
momma's so fat,
when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Your
momma's so fat,
she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called
for a key violation.
Your
momma's so fat,
that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
Your
momma's so fat,
I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Your
momma's so fat,
when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Your
momma's so fat,
she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Your
momma's so fat,
they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her
through.
Your
momma's so fat,
she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
Your
momma's so fat,
the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Your
momma's so fat,
when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Your
momma's so fat,
her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Your
momma's so fat,
all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240
Patrons OR Yo Momma"
Your
momma's so fat,
when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Your
momma's so fat,
instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
Your
momma's so fat,
when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
Your
momma's so fat,
when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
Your
momma's so fat,
when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5
years to live.
Your
momma's so fat,
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Your
momma's so fat,
she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Your
momma's so fat,
a picture of her fell off the wall!
Your
momma's so fat,
her picture takes two frames.
Your momma's so fat,
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.