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You Momma's so Stupid
Yor
momma's so stupid,
she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
Your
momma's so stupid,
she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Your momma's
so stupid,
she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the
cheese."
Your
momma's so stupid,
she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Your
momma's so stupid,
she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Your
momma's so stupid,
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Your
momma's so stupid,
she ordered her sushi well done.
Your
momma's so stupid,
she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.
Your
momma's so stupid,
she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Your
momma's so stupid,
she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't
read.
Your
momma's so stupid,
she got hit by a parked car.
Your
momma's so stupid,
she sold the car for gas money.
Your
momma's so stupid,
she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Your
momma's so stupid,
she thought asphalt was a skin disease.
Your
momma's so stupid,
she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
Your
momma's so stupid,
when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Your
momma's so stupid,
she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Your
momma's so stupid,
when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.
Your
momma's so stupid,
she got fired from a blow-job.
Your
momma's so stupid,
she asked you what the number for 911 was.
Your
momma's so stupid,
she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg's holiday album.
Your momma's so stupid,
she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.