Mascot of Legendary Amarillo Olson
Reminder of Charlotte Olson's Pig Collection
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| THE ADVENTURES OF AMARILLO OLSON AND AIR MARSHALL WILK | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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CAMPAIGN - AFGHANISTAN SEARCH AND DESTROY OSAMA BIN LADEN CHAPTER I | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Amarrillo Olson and Air Marshall Wilk have left the motherland to search for a known terrorist named Osama bin laden, wanted dead or alive in connection with the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon. Amarillo Olson is responsible for the ground attack and Air Marshall Wilk will attack from the air. Various commando units have been organized and Amarillo Olson will lead them to battle riding his horse and wearing his cowboy hat. The commando units are all made up of great karaoke singers ready to sing some sad songs at the Taliban funerals that will be happening soon. Air Marshall Wilk has no interest in singing, in fact he has banned all singing while air attacks are in progress, that includes no random whistling or humming. He wants to get down to business and kick some ass. He will start the assault from the air, weakening the enemy while Amarillo Olson and the commando units practice singing their sad songs and wondering who will get the reward when Osama bin laden (Alias Benny boy laden) is apprehended or shot on sight. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Porky Karaoke Mascot of Legendary Amarillo Olson Reminder of Charlotte Olson's Pig Collection |
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| One man in every commando unit is responsible for carrying the solar,battery,human powered karaoke machine that keeps these fighting warriors lungs in great shape and makes for better times while attacking the enemy. Victories are celebrated with happy songs, while there is a wide assortment of sad songs to take care of those days when the fighting doesn't go so good. Amarillo Olson goes nowhere without his karaoke machine and singing commandos, drives the Wilk nuts, but he deals with it because they are best friends and its for the good of the motherland. The air attack has been going on for about two weeks now and the commando units will soon be on the ground led by the legendary Amarillo Olson. Wilk will be glad to get Olson on the ground and out of his planes, including that silly horse of his, tends to stink up the planes a bit. Doesn't bother Amarillo Olson, but Wilk runs a tighter ship and can't stand anything being out of order. He is known to bomb in a straight row, even if no targets are there, just to say he made a clean line of craters. How these two characters got together ill never know, but i do know one thing, they love their country and all the women in it. Chapter II is contained in the link to the right. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Olson's School of Luvin | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Keep the Piece Dating Service | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Campaign - Afghanistan Search and Destroy Osama bin laden Chaper II | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Campaign - Afghanistan Search and Destroy Osama bin laden Chaper III | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Campaign - Afghanistan Search and Destroy Osama bin laden Chaper IV | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Campaign - Afghanistan Search and Destroy Osama bin laden Chaper V | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Campaign - Afghanistan Search and Destroy Osama bin laden Chaper VI | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Campaign - Afghanistan Search and Destroy Osama bin laden Chaper VII | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Campaign - Afghanistan Search and Destroy Osama bin laden Chaper VIII | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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