Search and Destroy
Osama bin laden - Chapter II
Mascot of the Legendary Amarillo Olson
Reminder of Charlotte Olson's Pig Collection
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| Adventures of Amarillo Olson and Air Marshall Wilk | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Campaign - Afghanistan Search and Destroy Osama bin laden - Chapter II |
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| A sun-parched Amarillo Olson trudged wearily across Southern Afghanistan plains in search of his faithful pony, Bruce. The gelding disappeared after a premature explosion within Amarillo's tent, scattering possessions and animals throughout the dusty hillside. No doubt the credit for this catastophe belonged to the international terrorist, Osama bin laden! Amarillo approached a distant dune and fretfully observed the pink image of four cloven hooves, synchronized in a upward salute to the evening sky. With heartfelt tears rolling down his round face, he realized he was robbed of the opportunity to croon just one more country song into Bruce's left ear. He reached his tiny fist into the air and shouted, "Blast you, Osama bin Laden. You've taken my only real friend in the world. Now no one will listen to my adventures, seven times over." A breeze lifted sand over Amarillo's cowboy boots, as a group of toothless Afghan women watched from the distance. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Porky Karaoke Mascot of the Legendary Amarillo Olson Reminder of Charlotte Olson's Pig Collection |
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| Meanwhile, near Washington D.C., Air Marshal Wilk nervously approached a Joint Session of Congress. Wilk, known more for his recall of insignificant facts than his military presence, strode nervously toward the podium, amidst a roar not heard since the end of World War Two. In a somber voice, Wilk addressed the throng... "My fellow Americans...It is with heavy heart that I speak to you today...I have just received news that Amarillo Olson, that famous and revered American, is missing in action, somewhere in Afghanistan". Disbelieving murmurs filled the hallowed hall. Air Marshall Wilk continued: "As you know, Amarillo was sent on a dangerous mission that many believed would certainly lead to his death. He accepted the assignment without reservation... Now i must tell you that Amarillo does not answer calls made to his internet connection...The millions of fans he met while surfing the net are devastated with the news that Amarillo Olson has disappeared. ...Let us vote today to send out our legions of air and armored divisions, in order to attempt the rescue of Amarillo Olson. The joint resolution passed on a vote of 417-1, the lone dissenter our representative from Amarillo Olson's home district. When questioned about her "No" vote, Charlotte Olson declared her undying love for Amarillo Olson...while insisting that she knew him best and voted for the good of the country. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Campaign- Afghanistan Search and Destroy Osama bin Laden Chapter I | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Campaign- Afghanistan Search and Destroy Osama bin Laden Chapter III | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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