Search and Destroy
Osama bin laden - Chapter IV
Amarillo Olson
Destroy Osama bin Laden Chapter V
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| Adventures of Amarillo Olson and Air Marshall Wilk | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Campaign - Afghanistan Search and Destroy Osama bin laden - Chapter IV |
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Beneath the sparse shading of a dilapidated Juniper tree, Osama bin Laden stretched his weary bones and reflected on the ringing in his ears.. Air Marshall Wilk had ordered three consecutive nights of bombing over the caves bin Laden called home. Officers of the Taliban were retreating by the hundreds and bin Laden sadly realized his empire was terminal. Meanwhile Amarillo Olson plodded steadily eastward on the slumping back of Bruce the Wonder Horse. Bruce was presumed dead and given full military rights by the Northern Alliance, but proved to be more resilient than the Taliban and somehow survived a massive explosion in Amarillo's tent, earlier that month. Olson the untrained one of the pair, decided to sing a melody with the burning sun set at his back. Yodeling an off-key version of "I'll be Back", the Amarillo one plotted the eventual demise of the Arabic adversary. He knew that the 4th daughter of Osama bin Laden, the lovely Edwina was soon to graduate from 12th grade and would make a fine young wife. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Legendary Amarillo Olson |
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| Unfortunately, Edwina was fortressed with the Taliban near Kandahar and was not easily accessible to the Olson one. Olson knew Edwina, being the youngest daughter, was the only way to bin Laden. Air Marshall Wilk paced the floor of the chancery, cigar wiggling between his tense lips. Amidst a growl of defiance, the Air Marshall ordered the destruction of the fortress housing the lovely Edwina bin Laden. Amarillo Olson bellied up to the bar his favorite Kandahar karaoke bar, Muslim Mikes. Beers were cheap and the sound quality of the karaoke machine slightly below acceptable. After quaffing a dozen foamies, Olson inquired into the location of young Edwina. The bartender, a former staff accountant of the CIA, warily provided Olson with her location. Four hours later, Amarillo Olson, using strealth and skill, climbed swiftly inside the Caves of Kandahar. Guards were everywhere. Hiding his traditional cowboy hat, Olson approached a sentry, speaking perfect Bachhi. "I am Amarillo Olson, and I am here to marry the lovely Edwina bin Laden." No less than three seconds later Olson was thrown to the floor of the cave and roped and gagged. He could hear the sound of country music from the interior of the cave. Elsewhere inside a steamy kltchen, Charlotte Olson hummed as she prepared dinner at the home of Amarillo Olson. Only two more days and the Amarillo one would lead her down the aisle in marriage. She had no idea of the danger that faced her beloved Amarillo. Smoke rose to the ceiling off the open-faced pot full to the brim with Italian sausage and peppers, an Amarillo favorite. Kicking and screaming, Amarillo Olson was brought before Osama bin Laden. An ugly Taliban ripped tape from his mouth so he might speak. The blazing eyes of Osama bin Laden perused Olson from head to toe, I know you!, exclaimed bin Laden. Weren't you the one that was singing off key yesterday at Muslim Mikes? Olson, regaining his composure, deptly slipped into a chorus of "Midnight in Montgomery," an old Hank Williams song. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Olson's School of Luvin | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Campaign- Afghanistan Search and Destroy Osama bin Laden Chapter I | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Campaign- Afghanistan Search and Destroy Osama bin Laden Chapter V |
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