Adventures of Amarillo Olson and Air Marshall Wilk          
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Amarillo Olson was taken to a cave deep in the mountain and left to be dealt with later by bin laden and company.  Amarillo was handcuffed, but they forgot to gag him which proved to be a big mistake later that evening.

Meanwhile,back in Amarillos home, Charlotte Olson paced the floor, wondering what had happened to Amarillo.  Usually he was only late when he would convince himself he was a cowboy lounge singer and couldn't resist going karaoke bar to karaoke bar until he was exhausted and then came home to sleep, making Charlotte even madder,  but this time she knew it was more serious.

As nightime fell over the caves of Kandahar, Amarillo Olson was plotting how he would escape.  He knew Bruce the Wonder Horse was near, cause he could smell him.  Bruce knew if Amarillo started singing "Friends in Low Places" that it was time to reach Amarillo, no matter what, even if Air Marshall Wilk told him to sit down, shut up and quit stinking up the joint (only Wilk would tell a horse to sit down)
    
The Legendary
Amarillo Olson

 The Somewhat Legendary
Air Marshall Wilk
Meanwhile, Air Marshall Wilk was flying over the caves of Kandahar and knew Amarillo was down there somewhere, but where was the question.  The previous night he had beat up every other karaoke singer in Muslim Mikes trying to get some information out of these guys.  Even the CIA agent got his ass kicked that night, just for being a Democrat. Wilk finally collapsed in disgust and drank a few foamies himself knowing that Amarillo would feel better if beer was involved in the search effort..

Amarillo Olson started singing, Friends in Low Places and the Taliban quite frankly enjoyed his yodeling, not knowing what was about to happen next.  Bruce the Wonder Horse jumped to attention and darted away from his captors and headed straight for the singing, running over a few guards in the process.  On the way to rescue Amarillo, Bruce started playing kick the turban, a game that Air Marshall Wilk taught him a few years ago.  Soon there were many screaming Taliban officers with head gashes, and turbans strewn everywhere,  Bruce never claimed to be real accurate.   After Bruce quit jacking around, something Amarillo never got mad about, cause he was the best at jacking around, Bruce ran towards Amarillo and slid to a stop as Amarillo reached under the saddle and pulled out his hidden mini pistol and shot off the handcuffs, grabbed some plastic explosives, hidden where i can't mention, and threw it towards the oncoming guards.  Many Taliban were flattened by the blast and gave Amarillo the opportunity to escape from the cave riding Bruce.   
LINKS:
Olson's School of Luvin
Campaign- Afghanistan Search and Destroy Osama bin Laden Chapter I
Campaign- Afghanistan Search and Destroy Osama bin Laden Chapter VI
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