Adventures of Amarillo Olson and Air Marshall Wilk          
Campaign - Afghanistan
Search and Destroy
Osama bin laden - Chapter VI
Amarillo Olson, blown out of the cave by the conjunction of one of Bruce the Wonder Horse's better fluffs to an open-flamed candle, fell in a heap outside the caves of Osama bin Laden.  Olson shook his head and exclaimed, "this reminds me of the time I was singing karaoke in Wamsutter, Wyoming, at Mesquite Bill's Brewery."  Bruce blew a big one there, too, and the doors were blown off."  Olson's group of Rangers laughed at the memory.

Evening fell on the hills of Afghanistan, and Marshall Wilk, observing from the sky, waived a "howdy do" to Amarillo, while leaving a thundering jet stream at low altitude.  The Air Marshall was proud of the escape the elusive Amarillo had pulled on bin Laden, even though the dastardly one had escaped Olson's clutches again.  Meanwhile, Bruce burped a three-minute belch, the smell which defoliated four nearby cacti.

Charlotte Olson, a proficient homemaker, paced her kitchen hoping for a call on the  phone from Amarillo Olson.  Charlotte hadn't heard from Amarillo since before the attack on the caves of Kandahar.
    
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She wondered what the Olson was thinking, even though the time was tomorrow in Afghanistan.  Her radio began playing "I'll Change Your Flat Tire, Bill,"  an old Vince Gill song, as she shed a silent tear, worrisome about the Amarillo One.

In a quirk of coincidence, Amarrillo Olson, also thought of his lovely Charlotte.  While Olson and his Rangers bellied up to the bar a Poppyseed Pete's, engaging in uproarious karaoke and sipping dozens of traditional foamies, Olson couldn't get Charlotte from his thoughts.  Borrowing every coin he could get his hands on. Olson moved toward the payphone next to a dartboard, and phoned his lonely sweetheart.  Following a ten minute conversation, with a fond farewell, Amarillo rounded up the Rangers and headed for Pakistan, atop the flatuous Bruce, and praying that anouther open flame was not in their path.  He hummed a chorus of "Walkin' After Midnight", and old Patsy Cline tune.

Olson's Rangers could hear the sound of distant bombing as the stoic Air Marshall continued a heavy assault on terrorism.  Tiparillo in mouth, Wilk snarled orders to take out the national headquarters of the Taliban, located behind Mohammed bin Mohammed's house of Ill Repute. Bombs exploded red, with fire and smoke filling the air over Kandahar.  The Air Marshall cursed as an errant bomb landed atop the belfry of the National Mosque.  Twenty-three towels rolled from the interior closet.  Twenty-three bodies were strewn within the mosque.  Seventy-nine ladies of the night rushed into the street.  Collateral damage!
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