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Adventures of Amarillo Olson and Air Marshall Wilk |
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Campaign - Afghanistan
Search and Destroy
Osama bin laden - Chapter VII |
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Amarillo Olson and his group of Rangers were holed up at the Kandahar airport for a bit of rest and relaxation . Amarillo decided he needed to get back home to Charlotte for at least a few days. Air Marshall Wilk was also at the airport and agreed to fly Amarillo back home in the hopes that he might get to see the elusive Rita the Red Head. En route to North America, Air Marshall dropped a few bombs on the street vendor who sold Wilk a burrito that gave him the runs for a few days, figuring he must be Taliban. Amarillo slept most of the flight and Air Marshall drank about two pots of coffee and smoked enough cigars to choke a horse. Charlotte met Amarillo and Air Marshall at the airport and drove to Amarillo's house. Amarillo loaned Wilk his car to search for the elusive Rita the Red Head.
Charlotte was so glad to have Amarillo home, at least for a few days. She fixed up his favorite dinner of spagetti and sausage and was ready for some nights of karaoke and way too many beers. Amarillo was glad to be home and spend some time with Charlotte. After a bit of too much hugging and kissing, Charlotte and Amarillo headed to the nearest karaoke bar.
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The Legendary
Amarillo Olson
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The Somewhat Legendary
Air Marshall Wilk |
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Meanwhile Wilk was having trouble locating Rita the Red Head, she was being more elusive than normal. Air Marshall checked all known hangouts and was getting more and more frustrated as the night went on. Wilk was about to give up when a lady named Betty caught his eye at the last watering hole. She had long blonde hair and a great body. Wilk was thinking, hmmmm Betty the Blonde, great name. At first she didn't want anything to do with the Wilk, but as the night wore on and with a few more drinks, she was warming up to the Air Marshall, especially after he told her about his adventures. Wilk had his arm around Betty when Rita walked in, and all hell broke loose. Rita slapped the Wilk a good one as Betty ran out the front door. Air Marshall was running for his life as Rita threw the last of a Bud Light pitcher of beer all over the Wilk. He was lucky to get away, Rita was worse than any Taliban soldier he had run into.
Amarillo finished his night of karaoke singiing and went home with Charlotte. Amarillo was leaving in the morning and it was upsetting Charlotte quite a bit. As Amarillo slept she decided to tie him up so he could not leave and go back to Afghanistan. Amarillo awoke to find himself tied up and in a bit of a twist. He tried to escape, but wasn't very successful. Charlotte had gone off to the store to buy some more duck tape, as Amarillo tried to get loose. Luckily the Wilk pulled up in Olson's car and wanted to get out of town as soon as possible. He knocked on the door and when no one answered he went around back.. He looked in Amarillos bedroom window and started laughing as he saw Olson all tied up. Charlotte had done a great job, Amarillo wasn't going anywhere. After rolling in the grass in laughter, Wilk decided to help the Olson and climbed thru the window to rescue him. Wilk freed Amarillo and both headed out of the house and to the airport. Amarillo understood why Charlotte had done what she had done and didn't hold it against her.
Amarillo Olson and Air Marshall were glad to be back in the air heading for Afghanistan after this fiasco. The Wilk had a big slap mark across his face and Amarillo had a few rope burns, but all in all they were okay and headed for another adventure. |
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Olson's School of Luvin |
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Campaign- Afghanistan Search and Destroy Osama bin Laden Chapter I |
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